Recent content by MichaelSomething

I set my current game world in a land that breaks the mold! Full of peril and aggression, where it seems every NPC is hostile to the player characters... New Jersey!

The problem is not enough people play it :P

Dungeon Crawl Classics has tons of novelty! Making a character? Roll up four randos and whoever survives is your character! Cast a spell? Roll a d20 and see what result you get off the random table!

Because you're an Enworlder, who are the elite of the Dungeons and Dragons community. Like any who post on Enworld, you have skill, cunning, and judgement far beyond the average Dungeon Master.

Good Simile Company, Japanese producer of high end collectibles related to anime and manga, have finally made a Mimic Figure! https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/nendoroid-mimic-14278 Neodoriods are cuter versions of popular characters, and after too long, they finally got around to the...

I assure you, it has everything you want, and nothing you don't.

Greetings Enworlders; let us take the time to celebrate The Superior Playstyle. The Playstyle that we all hold dear in our hearts. The greatest and most bestest playstyle around. The playstyle that we all know and love. I'm glad it's around, and I hope it doesn't go away any time soon. Don't...

It's amazing how much adult content you can hide in things for children.

Yet no one here has applied to join my anti-WOTC resistance group?? Or did everyone else form one and didn't invite me??? D: D: D:

For suggestions on non combat activities... How about having your PCs help a village of magical creatures come to terms with expressing their emotions?? Or maybe help a group of magically talent youngsters learn to embrace their capabilities?? Or maybe provide encouragement to a...

Wasn't all of 5E built with surveys??

Yet everyone ignores my idea to create an investor group and buy Hasbro stock. That's one way to make WOTC make what you want!

Right about now, some posters would be telling you about how their playstyle would turn these wretched games into utopia. How you would be stupid to resist. I'll tell you no such thing. The truth is, I want you to resist. I'm not here to save your game. I'm not here to spread the greatness...

Ever checked out the Monopoly expansion packs?? https://shop.hasbro.com/en-us/monopoly/expansion Or my attempt to discuss who shouldn't play D&D?? https://www.enworld.org/threads/who-shouldnt-play-d-d.706053/

Konosuba, just so my character could actually worship Aqua.