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I agree it wouldn’t be easy with lots of small animals, but what is your opinion on just grabbing a turtle

Karsus by official lore is quite dead. He died his body turned to stone and shattered and his soul became a vestige invisibly roaming...

I like how different it is from D&D's normal flavour while still feeling properly like D&D.

It’s a tiny turtle 🐢 as a DM I would say you can just pick it up, it can’t resist. Would a turtle even count as hostile anymore given...

Picking up a turtle requires no action. Teleporting a turtle or two away does require two actions to go away and back, but if done the...

Beyond does not require a subscription for access to any books. Any books you purchase or free content claimed, you always have access...

You can just say you don’t enjoy APs. They are generally not my thing either.

That’s some strong evidence! Can anyone claiming that actual plays are a giant conspiracy actually cite anything other than their...

What, in your mind, is a "real" actual play?

Well you could just grab a turtle and put it in a bag on your person. That should keep them safe for a while. Or give a turtle to a...

Turn enemies into normal Turtles and then just leave them alone until you deal with the active enemies

So your evidence is…your feelings? Since you brought up science, it seems to me like you have advanced a testable hypothesis. Now, the...

Does anyone do scripted actual play? Seems like a lot of work for an inferior result.

None of those things matter for what you are talking about here from every experience I have had.

Your experience with 5e is so different from reality that I'm not convinced your the startfish alien.