Recent content by Morrus

That’ll be me.

But that’s no fun!

Seems reasonable to me!

When I say “garden”, read as “yard”. I think that’s your equivalent term.

Well to be fair, Ayoub never mentioned the Shield Lands title. It was just Luke Gygax in that one Instagram post.

Whut? Whut? Pretend for a moment I don’t know what all those many abbreviations mean! :) I’m not so worried about the vegetables and stuff. That’s only a tiny part of the garden. It’s mainly the lawn to be honest. Rain, dogs, and a hard clay base below the soil makes for a terrible...

You need new material.

More amaze.

I have to recalibrate every time an American mentions 'tonight' and realise it means 'tomorrow'. Somehow everything is always 24 hours away! American: "I'll do that after lunch". Me: Sets diary date for a week next Tuesday. I hate time zones.

Iuz, courtesy of greyhawk.fandom.com Last week, Luke Gygax referred to the upcoming Greyhawk book for Dungeons & Dragons as Melf's Guide to Greyhawk: The Shield Lands. However, it turns out that that might not be the actual title. According to Jay Scott, who is on the writing team, the book is...

A couple of (multidog and rain decimated) lawns, with various things round the sides. Rose bushes, a vegetable patch which I have failed at 3 years running, a few trees (apple, plum, cherry), and random flowers. It basically turns into a giant mud patch every year. I had the lawns re-turfed last...

Just two years to go until they land on it... I'm gonna start counting down the seconds now.

Man, it's such hard work. In April, May, June, we spend 3 months getting the garden presentable. We enjoy it for 3 months through July, August, September. Then it gets 6 months of heavy bombardment of rain from October through April, at which point it has been utterly destroyed and we have to...

Amaze amaze amaze.

Slip roads (not lanes) are for getting on and off of motorways. The biggest roads. You can just ask this stuff, you know. You are in a conversation with at least one (1) British person! :D