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The hairs on the back of your neck stand up. Whether you believe it in real life or not, its a solid fantasy trope. It's certainly in...

This isn't a thing in 5e. The closest any monster gets is resistance to S/P/B and a big sack of hp. But elementals scale in damage, so...

There are elemental titans in Monsters of the Multiverse, but they would make short work of the ship and crew.

The sea serpent is better. It runs along the surface, so you can do a chase sequence. It's impressively large. It has legendary...

A 5th level party? They will kill it in three rounds if it doesn’t kill them first. Even if you give it legendary resistance there is a...

If you want the players to recognise it as a threat beyond them, you pretty much have to go with either a familiar monster or something...

I'm picturing the copy of Lady Whistledown writing about the escapades of the new fabulously wealthy and eligible bachelor to arrive to...

If WB had gone to Netflix we could have had a Batman Bridgerton crossover, which would have been awesome!

In theory, I suppose it is possible. In practice, I cannot currently think of a reason why we would want this. Even if we don't worry...

Your definitions may be entertaining, but they are also functionally useless. Sure, Harry Potter is now sci-fi, Frankenstein is magic...

The best kind of definitions! “Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself...

Not even with mistletoe wrapped round it? NB this is a leg pull.

Or maybe tie up a little bit of mistletoe to your quarterstaff and call it a day? 🤷‍♂️

You could have a staff that is a druid focus at one end and an arcane focus at the other (the end with the knob).

I think this needs a cinematic approach. I wouldn’t use a standard monster. I would use something kaiju sized. A mile high octopus or...