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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I didn't realize Toon and Skyrealms were "cursed." I don't know if I agree with that characterization. Skyrealms is probably overly hampered by a desire not to emulate the popular RPG of the time, but I thought Toon was workable. Although, to be fair, while I've read the books several times...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    "Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. And then HR got involved."
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    Do you go in RAW 100%?

    Speaking seriously, my home games are generally Hero System. As such, I run them 100% rules as written, because all of the "customizations" you want to do are written into the rules, generally. Sure, you can add a characteristic or whatever if you're trying to emulate a particular genre, but...
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    Do you go in RAW 100%?

    We always only play games exactly RAW. If you don't do that, you're basically not playing the game! Our group did this with AD&D 1st edition, but then we had trouble at conventions finding anyone who was actually playing/running AD&D 1st edition -- they all had "house rules" and were therefore...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    ...Werecastle?
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    There was a local convention where a lot of games were going on simultaneously in a large auditorium, at tables not far from one another. If you've ever been in such a place, you know there's a hum of conversations, usually not a cacophany because people aren't trying to shout down other tables...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I mean, this is basically House Jorasco in Eberron. Mercenary little halflings... It's always lycanthropy.
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    It's like the Best GMs say, "Argue to find out what happens!" It's poster agency in action!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    In American public schools, it comes down to the tax base. I live in New Jersey, and my in-laws from the South marvel at my high taxes -- I pay about four times as much in property taxes as I would pay in South Carolina. Those property taxes pay for all sorts of social services, some of which I...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Man. I spent about four hours Monday shoveling; 3 in the morning to clear mine and my wife's car so I could get to work, and one when I got home so I could park somewhere. Here it is a day and a half later and I still hurt everywhere. When I was thirty-five, it would go away probably after a...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I agree. I mean, other people need to hear this. My preferences are universal but there are people who (SOMEHOW!!!) disagree and I need them to know (KNOW!!!) they're wrong.
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    True! It hasn't been this bad since the days of antidisestablishmentarianism!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'm still waiting to use antidisestablishmentarianism in a sentence, organically.
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    *expatriates No, wait... *excoriates Oh, wait... *expropriates Sorry, I just like 4-syllable words that start with "ex-".
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Yeah! That Guy is wrong! Those answers are all great, and here's a 1,000-word rant about it!...
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