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    TSR The Full & Glorious History of NuTSR

    And then there's the four "secret" degrees at the top of the Masonic chain: "Keeper of the Silver Gate," "Knight of the Outer Void," "Son of Yog-Sothoth," and "Wizard". ...I may be playing too much Call of Cthulhu...
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    TSR The Full & Glorious History of NuTSR

    Well, I will be starting my own TSR Hobbies, Inc., and we're specializing in needle craft - the TRUE legacy of the original firm!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Yeah, we used to shop a lot at Target. That's not happening for a while...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Oh, yeah, I did two of his, too. I do, eventually, learn my lesson, though. It still stings -- those would have been great shows!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I meant to post this in the thread about this particular crowdfunding project, but it was closed. Then I remembered there was another one, but that was also closed. So, I guess I'll just post here, changing the names so nobody will know what I'm talking about. $200!!! What‽‽‽ They got $40 from...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Couldn't he also move through solid objects by passing through the fourth dimension? He could just send the crowd of people into the fourth dimension and then bring them back when the trolley has passed...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Don't know what you're expecting Alan Scott to do. The trolley's yellow! He can't do anything to it!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    ----- Look, in my defense, you should have seen the way that goat was dressed...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Oh, I understood his point. But people frequently make spot decisions based on emotional or physical urges and then justify them later. So, presentation is important!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    See, the real trick is to use Behavioral Economics. You start off by having the "95%" option not as a given, but making a nominal amount of work required; not the amount of work you'd actually need to do to get a 95%, but still something nominal. Then, after a poll which indicates some people...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Now you're just telling the Gnome Bard assassins where they can find you... Not strictly related to the "fairness of life" asides, but I always loved this comic by Joel Pett.
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    D&D General Satanic Panic at the Disco- Did Beelzebubba Cause D&D's First Crash, Y'all?

    The 1980s? I saw a new video the other day about a certain group cannibalizing the unborn in secret rituals. No millennium, century, decade, or year has a preponderance of willful ignorance; it's possibly the most common, uh, "resource" in the universe!
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    Goodman Games Revives Relationship With Anti-Semitic Publisher For New City State Kickstarter [UPDATED]

    It's relatively simple. If a publisher decides to collaborate with a creator who is a Nazi or a racist or a bigot in order to bring about a piece of art (or Art) in whatever form that takes, then what you have there is two Nazis (or racists, or bigots, or whatever).
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    No! This is clearly wrong! What if we all work to make life fair for everyone, and somebody doesn't deserve to have things be fair?!? Have you ever thought of that? Wouldn't you rather eleven million innocent people suffer than one guilty person get something they didn't earn?
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