My left hand carries the words of Buddha,
In my right there's a Browning Hi Power;
If you aren't persuaded by his wisdom & reason,
Allow me to sway you with a full metal flower
-RIC DULL
Ric plays Gibson air guitars.
I'm smarter than my profanity leads people to think otherwise. (Yeah, I know this sentence is all kinds of bad, grammar gestapos)
The Dream Police they come to pee in my bed.
Captain Sensible should have played every guitar solo done since 1955.
If it wasn't for my wife and all of our cats, I'd probably have already started my rebirth on my journey towards enlightenment.
If religion is truly the opiate of the masses, can someone please give me back my works.
if you give Cowboy Ronnie the credit for ending the Cold War, you also have to give him the blame for creating today's Hot War with Islam