Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other chickens do.
You wear a disguise to look like human guys.
But you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo.
I hear all of you with scheduling issues. I have PCs cancel on me the day before even though I send emails out nearly every day. We only play once a month as it is. I'm thinking of trying to find another group as a player. DMing is a thankless job (but I still love it)