inspired by a certain ski movie.
The Triarch of the Slopes
“Taste death. Live life.”
Large fiend (inevitability), chaotic evil
Armor Class 17 (ritual leathers, supernatural balance)
Hit Points 210 (20d10 + 100)
Speed 40 ft., ski glide 80 ft. (ignores difficult terrain on snow, ice, rubble...
ok I want to take a break from Canada. I have other places in the world I've been writing up. debating whether to start a different thread.
Ironically been working on Greenland long before the current political climate.
Edmonton didn’t survive the apocalypse by accident.
https://www.hodgepocalypse.com/2026/02/captial-parkland-part-11-mayor-larry.html
When the world fractured, a psychic rock musician named Larry kept the city alive by turning it into an instrument. By stabilizing ley lines with sound and...
The Obelisk towers should have been pillars created by Modrons to turn the multiverse into a perfect form of order, using the unlimited power of the positive and negative elemental planes at the same time that our plucky adventurers have to stop.
This might have been influenced by a Doctor Who...
Capital Parkland - Part 10 - Coliseum District - Part 06 - The Monsters of what will never be
The Minotaurs did not come alone.
When their world split, it bled monsters through the wound—arena-born consequences drawn to sound.
The Coliseum stands as a cage with a rhythm, because
Minotaurs have...
Capital Parkland - Part 10 - Coliseum District - Part 05 - When the Minotaurs Go on Tour
Minotaur tours are treated as foreign relations events across the Capital Parkland.
Each faction reacts differently—not because they disagree on danger, but because they understand it differently. Noise...
Capital Parkland - Part 10 - Coliseum District - Part 04 - The Living Labyrinth
The Coliseum's layout changes because fragments of Minos leak through it.
Music stabilizes corridors. Emotion opens doors. Some spaces remember you.
Ed-Town stopped mapping it. Minotaurs didn't—they just stopped...
man seriously considering building a "rogues gallery" that feels like history, theology, and folklore arguing with each other.
so many options ranging from one of the best sheriffs of all time (with a tongue that would put edmund blackadder to shame), knights templars, satan worshipers and the...
Friar Tuck
The Unshorn Shepherd of the Greenwood
Medium humanoid (human), chaotic good (consecrated renegade)
Armor Class
18 (blessed mail hidden beneath habit)
Hit Points
178 (24d8 + 72)
Speed
30 ft.
Ability Scores
STRDEXCONINTWISCHA
18 (+4)12 (+1)20 (+5)12 (+1)18 (+4)16 (+3)
Saving...