Recent content by Sharktopus

Awwww. . . Poop. :.-(

*sniff* Do I mock you for not having eight razor sharp sucker-coated tentacles, or for not having three rows of viciously sharp teeth? Well, yes. But it still hurts. Sniff. I am a delicate flower of sharktopusity. It's just that my petals can impale people.

Omigosh! It's SO true. I DO love ketchup. Only I spell it catsup, and I really prefer it when it tastes like fresh arterial blood. It's sort of the 58th secret ingredient. Yummy! But I have a few minutes before I rip that pretender Sharctopus (HA!) into tiny little pieces, and I've been...

Yes! It's my big debut. Omigod, omigod. I've been waiting for this for so long. Are my tentacles on straight?