Recent content by Shub-Niggurath

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    Exclusive Contest! Todd Lockwood draws your character! [NO MORE ENTRIES!]

    Vorkannis the Ebon: An arcanoloth I've been using as the main, underlying villian of my ongoing Planescape campaign. Vorkannis is unique as far as arcanoloths go, by virtue of having a nearly jet black coat of fur, rare among color patterns for the fiends. His eyes are a piercing...
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    Funny in-game quotes

    A funny quote from my game. One of the PC's had annoyed a dust mephit, Sheamusxanthusxenus of Planescape fame, and was rewarded with having a kidney thrown at him. DM (me) : Congratulations, you've been successfully critically hit... by a human kidney. PC: OW! *wipes away splatter from kidney...
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    1001 Humorous d20 Module Names

    1) Booty Call to Undermountain! 2) When Mephits Attack! 3) Gorgons Gone Wild!
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    Which Monster Manual Monstah are you?

    Now, while its not in the MM, but MM2, and the picture was horrible therein, I gotta go with Arcanoloth. *cackle* But a nice one like A'kin from Planescape, really, I'm not evil. You can trust me, really. :D
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    Inept players....

    Idiot is a harsh word here.... lets just say he lacks the same social graces and abilities that all of his characters do. Intelligent yes, but wisdom's got a definate negative mod in real life frequently. I havn't even gone into him wanting to play an Ooze mephit perfume dealer after his...
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    Inept players....

    I've killed one of my own NPC's in the game, who later got raised, but I don't single anyone out. *chuckle* As far as there being "far, far more entertaining things you can do to his character than kill him." I've done far more interesting things, one of the current characters started...
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    Inept players....

    Just want to thank everyone for the advice. But it does seem just a wee bit odd to have so many folks from NC posting. *boggle* And too far to drive for a Planescape game? I've been booking it from Greenville to Raleigh to run the game every weekend. ;)
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    Inept players....

    Thanks for the welcome to the boards, when the stars are right I'll try and remember to devour you last. :D But as far as insta-killing the player, it wasn't insta-kill in either case since he literally sat around and shuffled his feet for several rounds doing nothing before he got put in...
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    Inept players....

    In the midst of running a 3rd ed. Planescape game, one of my players has several problems. First of all, the boggling habit of running off alone with his characters, usually ones with low hit points, and inevitably running into something that makes short work of him. In every case he leaves the...
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