Recent content by Tallam

Ha, Ha! It's not "double take". It's "body double". The return of the good twin. I have come to restore balance to the HiveMind and to bring cheers to Wombats great and small.

Hey, can we move this thread to META please? And why are you discussing your dinner arrangements on a D&D web-site? Argh.

Hey ho. That the way life goes, that's the way life goes.

I've just let him know. He says that he'll put you on the page, but he's feeling more than a little lazy at the moment. :D

Nice. I like it. Do you mind if I use it as my avatar? Thanks.

Re: Ah, why not... Yes! At last someone has cast True Seeing and revealed the real Tallarn. Thank you. I can rest peacefully in the knowledge that one day soon my name will be cleared. :p

Hey! I'm not Tallarn. I'm the real deal, the one and only. He's the fake. Hmmm. I'll have to think of some way to defeat his evil use of Mirror of Opposition, else no one will ever believe that Tallarn and I are different people. Aha, I have the solution. Check out my avatar! I'm the good one...

Sure, no problem. However, it will be some time before the PCs run across the wicked witch (read: night hag) and then later across a group of flying monkeys (led by captain: skade).

Mental note: must remember to include flying monkeys and wicked witch in the campaign.

*And goodbye from him* Thank you Ladys and Gentlemen you've been a wonderful crowd. We'll be here every night this week, so please tell your friends and family. Thanks.

Yay! She's got it. OK, stop the thread. Nothing to see here. Please move along. Thank you for your co-operation. You have 20 seconds to comply. Have a nice day. Mayday mayday, we're coming in hot. I am not the real Dread Pirate Roberts. Neither am I the real Tallarn.

No real mystery, just some cunning and evil uses of Magic Mirrors. I'll get you next time Denton!

Stop Thief! Sorry... Stop Rogue! Once I find that Mirror of Opposition, I'll be my old self again. Wait a minute, that means that I'll be you. Oh well, life could be worse.

Only when they are justified and ancient. :)

At least that is what I keep telling myself. However, it's not really working as the other ME thinks he's hearing voices in my head.