You're looking at my profile, eh? Tell me, Internet person, why do you care about me? (Seriously, leave me a message telling me why.)
Maybe you're curious about my real self, seeking to find out about the man behind the mystery that is taza. Yes, that must be it. You're a little creepy, you know that? That's alright though. We're all creepy from time to time. Well, if you must know SOMETHING about me, I suppose I can part with some bit of identifying characteristic. Let me think.
Um...
Hrmmm...
Uh...
Ah, yes! Here you are: I try to use semicolons whenever appropriate; they're fun!