Recent content by Tom Cruise

  1. Tom Cruise

    Is your name unique?

    No, I've never seen mine anywhere else. For those of you getting your names stolen, maybe it's because you don't know the history of messageboards and the Internet and basic elementary psychology. I, of course, do.
  2. Tom Cruise

    I just noticed that a celebrity posts on these forums... or did I?

    You'd think that footage was altered, and yet it was not. You just don't understand the power of Scientology.
  3. Tom Cruise

    I just noticed that a celebrity posts on these forums... or did I?

    A celebrity?? Posting HERE??? omigod omigod omigod
  4. Tom Cruise

    Early War of the Worlds reviews

    Particle, particle, particle, particle, particle, particle. Man, man, man, man, man. Particle Man... I've done a lot of interviews over the years, Particle Man, so that's how I know that everything I say is very, very important. I've gotten over 154,000 responses from people thanking me. You...
  5. Tom Cruise

    Early War of the Worlds reviews

    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. None of you understands the history of Scientology. Least of all you, wingsandsword. My new movie will rock you like L. Ron himself.
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