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OOC: Nobody kicks the wizard. If he is somehow still alive, his first action is to cast Sleep on the gith and then to slit her throat. If he's not alive or is still unconscious, then here are my first 3 death rolls in order: 1, 2, 3. Got it.

OOC: Don't think I will, but you can do me a favor. Tell 7-Rabbit that as Striker, he should have struck the bartender as the fat elf 1) insulted him and 2) is their obvious leader and sole source of morale. That's all. I'm out.

OOC: An explosive white light and then Vlastos re-emerges, relaxes, quite calm, far away removed from the sophamoric exploits of mysteriously appearing humonoids armed with enhanced slings of "wizard critting". As he drifts further on and away along a great spiral downward, the magestic Fingers...

OOC: LOL - I thought you were kidding about Rakshasas, but if not, well then, I'll just have to kill some rakshasas if they really have been reduced to CR.5 monsters - also, your descriptions, pacing, and curveballs have been excellent, so you're the DM, dude.

OOC: Ahhgh!!! Ahhhgh!!!! We're surrounded by rakshasas, screams the terrified Wizard as he spins in a circle and wets himself! Just kidding - those slobs clearly aren't the royal shapeshifters.

Init 18+2=20 Incoming, shouts a suddenly wide awake and angry Vlastos! Free Action: unveil orb Move Action: wizard to F7 Standard Action: Icy Terrain at F2: 1d20+4+1(orb)=12 for 1d6+1(orb)=6 Sheeiiit, a little low, he mutters. I still don't have this new orb callibrated, he thinks...

OOC: Iggs, since you haven't posted a response yet, I've changed mine... Vlastos blinks and squints in the smokey room, overcome for a moment by the sheer teatness of it all. His head begins to spin, and then ... Hearing the grim repartee and aware of Kruk's repositioning, Vlastos takes a...

Lord Sess, you forgot to add that Vlastos' entire sepia hued face (entire shorn head really) is both ribboned and criss-crossed with thin scar lines (and some wider gouges, too, not tastefully done) while the observant distended and thus cunning, nappy gith, Les, is clearly horny all the time...

"It would be easier to point out who WASN'T staring at you, 7 Rabbit. You look like an armored parrot" OOC: LOL - kick some ass, Rabbit!!! :D Then it's settled, eh, says Vlastos. Just remember and it goes for any us regards dogtown - no deference; Les is right about the knife as Kruk will...

I have a bad feeling regards Rebekkah's plight, interjects the wizard as he pockets his two pictures and after dismissing politely the beaming halfling serving girl from her attempts to refill his expresso for the 4th time. Raiyek, he begins in one exhale as he grips his chair with a certain...

Hmm, The Harlot's Nipple, I was afraid it might come down to something like that; sleeze, thinks the wizard to himself. Thank you and good painting to you, and oh uh I wasn't here if you take my meaning, Vlastos says to the artist lady as he crosses the street to join the others at Stephan's...

Hmm, Stephan's, yes, I see the little sign off the doorway there, now, says the wizard, raising his own eyebrow in turn. He then pulls out of his pocket a worn, full pouch from which he skims a handful of glittering coins, which he presents selectively and one at a time to the half-elf art lady...

OOC - Iggs if I did too much, here, I can edit the post... Vlastos along with the others follow Raiyek into the arts district. He has his hands in his pockets protectively as he walks, gaurding both his pouches and orb. As the group enters more deeply into the winding streets, crowded with...