The truth about "story hour"

Claude Raines · Apr 1, 2002

Piratecat tells lies
Storyhour scandal woe
I can't write Hiakus!

Cthulhu · Apr 1, 2002

Claude Raines said:
Piratecat tells lies
Storyhour scandal woe
I can't write Hiakus!

Cthulhu snatches
Claude Raines up in his talons
And devours him.

Darth Biere · Apr 1, 2002

Great one, please move your foot, my molecular structure can't take any more!! *one visible hand twitches from under Cthulhu's foot*

Darklance · Apr 1, 2002

"I don't have any friends to play D&D with "

Just curious...but in that case how do you explain Kid Cthulhu?
Please tell me its not an alternate feminine personality expressing itself! :>

hong · Apr 1, 2002

Darklance said:
"I don't have any friends to play D&D with "

Just curious...but in that case how do you explain Kid Cthulhu?

KidCthulhu grew up to become a big Cthulhu, and is now busy eating the messageboard.

MythandLore · Apr 1, 2002

Piratecat said:
My immensely popular "story hour" is nothing but a sham. I don't have any friends to play D&D with so I just make up fake story hours to amuse myself and my pet sheep. I've been wracked with guilt (and constipation, but that's neither here nor there) so I felt I had to come clean about it. Sorry to lead you into believing I was some sort of "super DM" -- I know I caused many of you great anguish and feelings of inferiority. I go bye-bye now.
__________________
- Piratecat, EN-Board Admin
"A story that fake, you don't tell all at once."

It's okay, We already knew.
Morrus showed me the photos.

MythandLore · Apr 1, 2002

In this one Eric has his now famous facial hair.

AGGEMAM · Apr 1, 2002

Ashtal said:
*hugs PC*

Admitting it is the first step to solving the problem, bud.

*hugs again*

Be brave, PC. Be brave.

Please, it's a 'family board'.

KidCthulhu · Apr 1, 2002

Darklance said:
"I don't have any friends to play D&D with "

Just curious...but in that case how do you explain Kid Cthulhu?
Please tell me its not an alternate feminine personality expressing itself! :>

Nope. But in the continuing spirit of honesty, I should say that I'm not PirateCat's wife. In fact, I'm not even female. I'm a 38 year old male video store clerk, living in Pkitty's Mom's basement. In return for a cut in the rent, I post on these boards as an intellegent, witty female who's madly in love with PirateCat.

As if.

Terath Ninir · Apr 2, 2002

How could you?

P Kitty, this is *yet more* proof that you're going straight to hell.

You're a bad, bad man.

The truth about "story hour"

Claude Raines

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Darklance

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hong

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