Baby Pictures of the Elder Gods

On Thursday, he ate through four cities, but he was still hungry.
 

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On Friday, he ate through five continents, but he was still hungry.
 

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On Saturday, he ate through Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto and one asteroid. That night, he had a stomachache.
 

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The next day was Sunday again. The monster ate through one nice yellow sun, and after that he felt much better. Now he wasn't hungry anymore, and he wasn't a little monster anymore. He was a big fat, galaxy spanning monster.
 

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So he warped space and time around himself, and stayed inside for more than two eons. Then he chewed a hole in spacetime, pushed his way out and . . .
 

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He was a monstrous nuclear chaos!
 

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Sialia said:
So, a few days ago, Swack-Iron (who recently invited me to join a Delta Green campaign which I have been enjoying very much) sent me an email, in which he said something to the effect that "We thought you were all sweet and motherly, and now we see this thread and realize that you are actually sick and twisted as Mythago." (our GM, also in a state of Motherhood)

It seemed like a good idea at the time to invite her. PC and KidCthulhu spoke so highly of her, and her posts on PC's Storyhour seemed so intelligent and witty. Now I'm just very, very afraid for my soul... :eek:

:p :p :p

--Swack-Iron
 


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