Ugliest Dog - stat this thing!

Tonguez

A suffusion of yellow

• Aug 22, 2005

• #1

This thing is real and the Worlds Ugliest Dog

but how would you use it in a game?

a Gnoll Ghoul?

a fiendish undead Kobold wererat?

the Spawn of Yenoghu?

 

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ForceUser

Explorer

• Aug 22, 2005

• #2

What...the...hell?

Baby hellhound? Fiendish chihuahua? Either way, ew.

 

Henry

Autoexreginated

• Aug 22, 2005

• #3

The poor thing looks very old and half-blind. (Says it's a 14-year old Chinese Crested, by the way) I kinda feel sorry for the li'l guy.

EDIT: Here's a news story on the dog, and his owner. (So as not to worry any pet-lovers, he's well taken care of, he's just had a really bad past and some sucky genetics )

But that face could be the model for a D&D Hell Hound.

 

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Wulf Ratbane

Adventurer

• Aug 22, 2005

• #4

Right to the source:

http://samugliestdog.com/

My vote is for spawn of Yeenoghu, by the way.

 

DungeonmasterCal

First Post

• Aug 22, 2005

• #5

SWEET PEAS AND CARROTS!!! That's even uglier than my avatar!

 

Dr Awkward

First Post

• Aug 22, 2005

• #6

Awww! I want one! Do you think they can breed 'em to look like that?


- DocAwk

EDIT: Oh, right. How to use it in a game. I forgot.

I would get one for a pet, hide it under the table, then let my gaming group come in and play for a while - get the figures all out and such - and then grab him and put him on the grid and say "AHHHHH!!! GARGANTUAN FIENDISH FERAL RABID HELL HOUND FROM HELL!!!"

 

Last edited: Aug 22, 2005

Henry

Autoexreginated

• Aug 22, 2005

• #7

Dr Awkward said:

...and then grab him and put him on the grid and say "AHHHHH!!! GARGANTUAN FIENDISH FERAL RABID HELL HOUND FROM HELL!!!"

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Why go to all the trouble, when you can print out a 4" x 4" copy of this picture on cardstock and put it on the table?

 

Mystery Man

First Post

• Aug 22, 2005

• #8

El Chupacabra!!!!!!

 

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radferth

First Post

• Aug 22, 2005

• #9

Looks a lot like the pair of Mexican Hairlesses that my friends mother-in-law had. (Or maybe they were Chinese Crusty like this guy and she had the breed wrong). They don't look so bad in person 'cause their eyes reflect the flash oddly in pictures. In any case, its got my vote for representing hellhound pups. (Hellpups? Heckhounds?)

 

Dog Moon

Adventurer

• Aug 22, 2005

• #10

Hmmm, as cool as it would be to win something three years in a row, I don't think I could speak of having the ugliest dog in the world with much pride.

Come to think of it, that would have to be a depressing competition...


How about a Fiendish Half-Gnoll Chihuahua.