[OT] Arr! It be National Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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Piratecat
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Yarrrrr, mateys!
Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Larry: "We don't do anything!"
Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"
Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!"
Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"
Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"
Larry: "Oh ..."
Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right?"
Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."
Pa: "You just don't get it!"
All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"
Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Larry: "We don't do anything!"
Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"
Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!"
Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"
Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"
Larry: "Oh ..."
Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right?"
Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."
Pa: "You just don't get it!"
All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"
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Piratecat
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And here's a link to one of my favorite books ever: The Pyrates!!!
And here's a picture of the afore-mentioned arrrr-2-D-2:
And here's a picture of the afore-mentioned arrrr-2-D-2:
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barsoomcore said:
Well matey when you're your country's really big and the only things of note are rocks and trees (and a mounted animal nature trail), there just isn't much to sing about besides pirates, sponges, and baby poo.
Calico Sam Kidd
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Col_Pladoh
Gary Gygax
Well, Me Buckos...
Ol' Bloody James Read was a bit in his cups, as is proper for any pirate, o' corse. Twas at a GenCon, and a crew o' us was heading back from the tavern. Seems the subject o' salty talk came up, and I bein' obliged to do my best, was bellowin' orders in fine voice.
Shivver me timbers but what a bus load o' lubberly high school kids don't pass by and raise cheers. Tis a shame they weren't afoot, 'cause the lot o' them wouldda signed the articles and joined the crew otherwise, sez I.
And I am right glad THAT didn't get caught on film or videotape...
Gary
Ol' Bloody James Read was a bit in his cups, as is proper for any pirate, o' corse. Twas at a GenCon, and a crew o' us was heading back from the tavern. Seems the subject o' salty talk came up, and I bein' obliged to do my best, was bellowin' orders in fine voice.
Shivver me timbers but what a bus load o' lubberly high school kids don't pass by and raise cheers. Tis a shame they weren't afoot, 'cause the lot o' them wouldda signed the articles and joined the crew otherwise, sez I.
And I am right glad THAT didn't get caught on film or videotape...
Gary
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