the piratecat story: madness and failure(OT) (warning, lots of images)

alsih2o · Nov 13, 2002

or the time he had to spend as a proffesional hat, just to meet the bills:

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his brief career as a hat ended tragically, when an incident with a hatpin pushed him more towards the physical specimen we know today:

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after that terrible incident he died his hair blonde and got a job as a chainsaw juggler. he lied about his dex score to land the gig and paid the price:

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this of course set his mind reeling, back to his days as an extra in the community theter, and his walk-on role in the "piratecats of penzance":

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he of course hammed it up and was kicked out of the troupe:

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but a few more lies on his resume and he was able to get a menial job as a sidekick:

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this lead to the inevitable publishing of childrens books (in the early years of his writing you can see some of the features that would later distinguish his style in the d20 world):

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yes, the combination of this writing style (and amazing sense of self promotion) lead eventually to stunt work in fantasy movies.

he specialized in wearing a dog suit for the more dangerous stunts in "UNDEAD NINJA ATTACK!!" which went straight to video:

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and a crocopenguin, just for good measure(did anyone stat this thing?):

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next week, his family. starting with mom, the avante gard nosering artist:

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