Do stats really matter once you've added +5 Holy Vorpal Shocking Burst onto this rubber ball?i know its not a crowbar but i was currious if you could turn the rubber ball from Dungeonscape into an imporvised weapon an what would its stats be... im just imagineing a dodgeball weilding halfling and i thought it would be fun if obnoxius to play.
Imagine how well Misssster Freeman would have done if he had sssssimply taken the time to ssssscrounge for a ssssspare piece of wood.
There should be a distinction between 'improvised weapons' and 'not really weapons'. Think using a wooden stick or table leg to fend off an opponent, as opposed to using a bar chair or rolled up newspaper. The former should get maybe a -1 modifier, while the latter should get the full -4.
BTW, if you don't think you can use a rolled up newspaper as a weapon, watch the second Bourne movie...
Do stats really matter once you've added +5 Holy Vorpal Shocking Burst onto this rubber ball?
A masterwork rubber ball, to be sure.
Alien has a similar scene.BTW, if you don't think you can use a rolled up newspaper as a weapon, watch the second Bourne movie...
In general, I'd agree with you... But I think dodgeballs are a viable exception to the slashing-only rule for the vorpal enhancement. Those things will take your head clean off even without being vorpal.Silly, you can only put Vorpal on it if it gains an edge to slash with. Not that such things are necessarily impossible in D&D.