Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
Sadly, yes.
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Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
At a grocery store earlier today the customer service lady was wearing a pin of a baby chicken or duck holding a knife. The following ensued.
Me: Is that a chicken with a knife you have there?
Her: That is a chicken with a knife I have there. I thought it looked like me, so I had to get it.
Me: Are you a chicken holding a knife?
Her: [laughs] I can be.
I had previously complimented her hair. I know how to talk to women. I can even get a genuine laugh out of them, I just can't follow through. I've talked to her before. She's cute [in the before times without mask] I think she's got a good sense of humor. I wish I could go beyond small talk.
She told me her name before. I commented on how unusual her name was. She said she changed it on her name tag because of a belligerent customer. Her real name is the screen name of someone that used to frequent the Hive. The name on her tag is a shorter variation.
The pin looks like this btw.
Me: Is that a chicken with a knife you have there?
Her: That is a chicken with a knife I have there. I thought it looked like me, so I had to get it.
Me: Are you a chicken holding a knife?
Her: [laughs] I can be.
I had previously complimented her hair. I know how to talk to women. I can even get a genuine laugh out of them, I just can't follow through. I've talked to her before. She's cute [in the before times without mask] I think she's got a good sense of humor. I wish I could go beyond small talk.
She told me her name before. I commented on how unusual her name was. She said she changed it on her name tag because of a belligerent customer. Her real name is the screen name of someone that used to frequent the Hive. The name on her tag is a shorter variation.
The pin looks like this btw.
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Those may be the same as the faux TAR has been selling. Those fit the descriptions I’ve seen.
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