Whamageddon (Last) Christmas


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I’m pretty safe. I keep a large Xmas playlist for my class and that song is not on it. I don’t listen to the radio and I avoid shopping malls. The bars and restaurants I frequent wouldn’t play it. So unless it comes up on a YouTube video, I’m going to avoid it for another year.

It’s also less ubiquitous here than in Britain. Here the Mariah Carey song would be the hardest one to avoid.
 


A neighbor two doors down from us (on the other side of the street) has a front yard of inflatable Christmas stuff, including one that plays an electronic "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" (and only that one song, an instrumental version) over and over. He's had it going nonstop for over two weeks already, day and night, without a break, and as soon as you open our front door, there it is. If I lived any closer to him (and/or could hear it playing from inside my house), I think I'd have gone crazy by now.

He's lucky one of his closer neighbors hasn't assaulted him yet. I've been joking to my sons that he probably set everything up and then flew to Florida until January.

Johnathan
 

Last Christmas is like the ninja of Christmas songs. Or maybe the Spanish Inquisition….

Spanish Inquisition Time GIF
Last year I lost when I was watching Netflix. And I thought I was playing in easy mode. Let's see how this year goes.
 

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