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  1. Tewligan

    "What'd you do this weekend?" Our game for EGG

    :( :( :) :( :) :( :) Sounds like a fun time! I feel bad for poor ol' Acererak, though.
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    Player who can't get the numbers right

    Well, if you KNOW it frustrates her, why the hell do you need her to tell you to stop? Rather than bugging her and hoping she'll tell you what you already know, just don't do it in the first place. Just her personal math police? Seriously, refusing to answer her rules questions is kind of dicky...
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    Gertie "Xath" Barden...

    I know, I'm running out of HD space!
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    Lava Rules..

    Well, that doesn't apply, though. Remember, the rule is "Fall in lava. Die. No save." In your scenario, the dragon is rising up and out, rather than falling down and in. It's not really clear what the different effect will be, but I imagine Sammichcon will be clearing that up in their next...
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    Gary Gygax Funeral Arrangements - Open to Public

    Dude, it's the funeral of the guy who's responsible for the EXISTENCE of your game! Cancel the damn thing and get your ass up there!
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    Gertie "Xath" Barden...

    "You must go to an other board that uses dignitas to rep this user, blah blah blah."
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    People using Gary's avatar

    So, I've already noticed a couple of people on here using Gary's Futurama avatar. Does that seem...odd to anyone else? I don't know if I would call it disrespectful - I know it's certainly not intended to be disrespectful - but it just doesn't seem quite right to me. Not this soon after his...
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    Gary Gygax Funeral Arrangements - Open to Public

    A friend of Gary's family over on Dragonsfoot passed along the word that this was Gary's favorite charity: http://www.christianchildrensfund.org EDIT: Oh, and I see it was the original OP who had posted that over at DF. I'm not very attentive to names, it seems...
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    Gary Gygax Funeral Arrangements - Open to Public

    I was going to say the same thing, GP! This can't be emphasized enough, people. Don't wear elf ears, don't wear your favorite dragon t-shirt, for the love of God, DON'T rub your dice on the coffing KotD-style. Act like you're at a funeral.
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    Putting Gary in your Campaign (forever immortalised)

    Whaaat?! Dude, given The Grand Old Man's fondness for save or die and straight-up NO save, any artifact with his name attached to it is gonna be dangerous for any PC's to even say its name! You'd be better off jumping into lava than hoping for a save from an artifact named after Gary...
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    You Maniacs! You Blew it up! Damn You! Damn you to Hell!

    Heh - don't worry, Lackhand, I'm starting up a 1e campaign, so that'll balance out at least a couple of the people who are moving on to 4e! The Balance will be maintained.
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    Will we ever see AD&D Third Edition

    I wouldn't say it was a marketing label - it was there because it was more complex and ADVANCED than the Basic version of D&D which was being sold at the same time. The "Advanced" part of the name wasn't needed for 3e because Basic was no longer being sold when it came out, so no need to...
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    Green Fireball

    Maybe it was aliens! Is the next thing you remember waking up somewhere in a field, with the uncomfortable feeling of having recently been anally probed?
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    I love my friends but I want to kill one of them, Help me.

    It's either that, or start acting like an adult and stop flirting with everyone without expecting repercussions. Also, the phrase "all sensitive and flirty" makes me die a little inside.
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    I love my friends but I want to kill one of them, Help me.

    Noooo, of course not! Hell, guys LOVE it when other guys flirt with their girlfriends! Jesus, man, are you really surprised that these guys don't like you when you're apparently actively flirting with their girlfriends? You're lucky no one's beaten your ass yet, if that's the way you act in a...
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    I love my friends but I want to kill one of them, Help me.

    Well, given that you have a history of trying to get girls to break up with their boyfriends in that circle of friends, I'm not super-surprised that the guys aren't breaking down your door to beg you to come back. Go ahead and keep up the friendships you think are worth keeping, but don't expect...
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    Fear of the Mind Flayer

    IMO, a mind flayer SHOULD be a badass. If the party goes running in unprepared just trusting in their pointy things, then the mind flayer should end up with some tasty brains for his trouble. They're meant to be scary. Does the party know that there's a mind flayer in their future? If so, and...
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    Chess and diagonals

    I hope that pawns at least have boobs in the new edition. BIG ones.
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