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Or. . . "This town needs an enema!" Or. . . "He chose. . . poorly." Or. . . "How did your uneducated kind ever take Jerusalem?" Or. . . "[John Wayne]? That's a terrible name for a cowboy!" Or. . . "See, I love nekkid women. It's a character flaw." Or. . .(approximately) "Women. A...

Or. . . "You sneeze like a monkey!"

How about this one? "What is it with this girl anyway? She have beer-flavored nipples or something?" :D

Now that I think about it, the thing that bothered me most was the idea that the dragons had excellent day-vision and even better night-vision, but at twilight their vision goes to sh**? Does anyone know if there are any animals in real like that have this characteristic? I mean, I have...

Irysangel wrote: I don't know, it seemed pretty obvious to me that it was something they had done successfully a number of times, but this time there was a screw-up. The guy that was supposed to plant the 3rd vertical was unable to, thus throwing the entire trap off. Plus, just because a...

Kip the Bold wrote: Finally, someone else who has read The Farseer books. Next to Martin's series, these books are my favorite recent fantasies. I urge everyone to check them out. This woman deserves the acclaim that Jordan gets. J.V. Jones's Book of Words trilogy is pretty dog gone good...

I'd put this one about in the same company as A Knight's Tale, which I liked. It's definitely not going to win any awards, but it was an enjoyable, brainless flick. It could have been taken a little farther on several levels. It would probably make a better television series than movie. But...

I've never really been able to understand why people dislike A Knight's Tale, even though I read all of the reasons people posted on the boards about it back when it came out. Its trailers certainly were not misleading; you could easily tell what kind of take it had on medieval times. It...

Sir Osis of Liver wrote: Double HA! Dracula 2000! Boo-ya! (Of course, it was just a happy accident that my wife was watching that movie today!) Here's a hint about "mother's womb": it's a very good fantasy movie that has one of the worst musical scores ever recorded for a fantasy movie.

Man, the only good thing about 13 Ghosts was the Princess. Too bad she was a corpse. How about these? "I'm goin' to pick a fight." "The dog can jump!" "Keep walkin' hero! Don' t even turn around!" "I'm your huckleberry." "They loved 'im up and turned 'im into a horny toad!" "You whine...

Mercule wrote: This is in large part what happened to me in college, and pretty much in the same way. When I was in high school, I was surprised one day in world history class when Jesus was mentioned in the history book as being an important historical figure. Like I said in my earlier...

To castlewalls: I actually have a deceased acquaintance who had the exact same shift in attitudes about religion and DnD. He was adamant in his defense of DnD as a harmless pasttime and scorned church-goers in general, not just those who disliked DnD. Then I didn't see him for a couple of...

I think they'll still make it by tomorrow. I figured they just went through the piles and piles looking at all of the Core Ethos Statements first, and if that didn't catch their eyes, they file 13ed it. I think that is the primary reason they put so much emphasis on the CES.

I created a character online a few days ago, but I haven't had a chance to actually play yet. Is there anyone who could give me an idea how it works, and maybe when the best times are to get online for a game?

I'm good to go. Finished up weighing in at 529 words in 12 pt. Times New Roman. Includes name and headings. Whew! Good luck to everyone else! Winner buys the board a round!:D

So, do ya? Huh?

God of fried foods! And cheese! And sleeping in on weekends!:D

Jason X? Wasn't he one of the leaders of the Nation of Islam back in the 60s? No, wait! He was Chris Rock's faux talk show host on Saturday Night Live! The Dark Side with Jason X! (crickets chirping) I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing.

I'm damned glad to see Robin Hobb start getting some recognition. IMO, she is the only epic medieval fantasy author out there who can compare with GRRM. The Farseer books are fantastic, and she deserves the kind of success that Martin, Jordan, and Goodkind are having (as a matter of fact, her...

What I've read is that Moulin Rouge didn't get nominated in the Score and Song category because its music incorporated so much previously composed music. And that probably is the actual reason, since it did get a lot of other nominations. The categories are Original Score and Original Song...