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"AWAY WITH THE DULL DRUDGERY OF WORKADAY TIDAL WAVES! USE SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL FLOOD PREVENTERS!"

All right, it's water absorbent! It's...Super Absorbent String! "ABSORB WATER TODAY WITH SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL WATER ABSORB-A-TEX STRINGETTES! AWAY WITH FLOODS!"

All right, it's water resistant then!

ONLY STRING?! It's everything! It's...it's waterproof!

Have you ever in a Hospital where they didn't have string?

"DESTROY NINETY-NINE PERCENT OF KNOWN HOUSEHOLD PESTS WITH PRE-SLICED, RUSTPROOF, EASY-TO-HANDLE, LOW CALORIE SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR STRINGETTES, FREE FROM ARTIFICIAL COLORING, AS USED IN HOSPITALS!"

Well, if they're bigger than a mouse, you can strangle them with it, and if they're smaller than, you flog them to death with it!

Wapcaplet Uhmm...Tying up very small parcels, attatching notes to pigeons' legs, uh, destroying household pests...

Wapcaplet "A MILLION HOUSEHOLD USES!"

"THE NOW STRING! READY CUT, EASY TO HANDLE, SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR STRINGETTES - JUST THE RIGHT LENGTH!"

Well, that's our selling point! "SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL STRINGETTES!"

This is the kind of book I would have wished for when I was 12 in the year 1984. Back then I started playing AD&D with a bunch of friends, and it took us years to start with actualy "Role"playing, instead of rollplaying. Anyway, this book offers beginners an insight into character creation. It...

I found the speaker in Dreams to be disappointing. While running the adventure it was almost impossible for me to build up the necessary motivation for my players to investigate. The course of events can hardly be considered logical. The motivations of the villains are hardly understandable, to...