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This one! Definitely. I call it.

That link only takes you to the front page of the EFS site.

And who wouldn't want to be The Gristle Missile in a superhero game? I know I do. I also want waffle fries now. Hey! You could eat waffle fries while playing The Gristle Missile in a superhero game!

The Chick-Fil-A calendar superheroes are: Decibell The Gristle Missile Cowborg The Swatter Kowrate Leatherneck Untippable Two-Percent Holstoy Little Big Hoof The Cowmeleon Coldcuts And there are coupons. Coupons! For Chick-Fil-A food! And they're worth more than the $5 you pay for the...

Tell me when intermission is over, I'll be out hitting on the cute ticket taker. If you can't find me, nevermind, I'll be along later.... ;)

In that case Baize, take all the time you need. Don't worry about us.

To echo Talinthas' sentiment... duuuude, you're a sculptor now! I want one in purple and blue.

Lifeform Optimized for Logical Assasination I have marked it for elimination, it knows too much.

Oh, you know it's true. I don't know if it's weights or voodoo, but I suspect you too. But that makes it fun for me as a reader, so go on with your RBDM self. :D

Ah, the good ol' "Crazy Daisy." Not nearly as annoying as the ones that beep out their own tinny music. I'd get rid of 'em, but my son thinks they're a hoot and periodically demands to see them. I realized that I also collect candles, teapots, quilting books and magazines, and latte mugs. I...

Ouch. *adds new entry to list of jobs I don't want*

Apparently, I collect bills. I didn't really want to, but they just keep coming. Other things I didn't want to collect are small dancing knicknacks. I got 2, count em, 2 dancing hamsters for Christmas. They are going up in the closet with the previous year's hamster and the Christmas cactus that...

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: .... your long absence has been forgiven. What happens next?

Well, it's a purse, not an actual pocket, but... 2 Reciepts to Target ((1)50% off holiday candy! Who0t! (2)Presents for offspring) Book of deposit slips Address Labels Cell Phone Checkbook Bank reciept for deposit Nail File Reciept to Starbucks (Slice of Gingerbread and grande Peppermint Mocha)...

Ahhh, homemade dynamite. Stuff had better blow up soon. Soon, I tell you! :p

So far I rented one unit (self-storage), took a payment, and cut a "mystery lock" that wasn't placed on the unit by the tenant. I'm currently sitting at home on lunch-break drinking coffee and eating a slice of gingerbread. And trying to pretend I don't see the cats trying to investigate my...

OOOOH! :eek: This is sooo worth admission.

*Starts setting Elrond trap* Oh, I've got something to bind ya, baby, but it ain't no ring! :D Oh, and Happy Holidays, EnWorlders!

*Sticks Mista Collins to gum-encrusted underside of seats on the other side of the theatre. Bounces kernel off ledded's head.*

I love this StoryHour already! :D You really wrote it well, Baize. Can't wait for more. Oh, and if you keep sneaking looks at my twizzlers, you'll end up stuffed in a cupholder. You know who you are.