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Do I detect... disent? Casts spell of *Detect Disent* Daves! Beat the churlish mortal to within an inch of his life with your shovels!! Lisa gets out a measuring tape, to make sure that the Daves beat up "DM with a vengeance" properly.

Lisa hands the Daves shovels and orders them to dig. Start here. Keep digging till you get to China. And no slacking!!! Once we get to China, we can look for the Cosmic Slinky (tm) AND start the Pantheon Cultural Deevolution!!! :p

Soon my Master Plan (tm) shall be complete... I shall aquire the Cosmic Slinky (tm) and use it to power the Wavepulsethingamajigslideleftandshufflemotion Gun (tm)... Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!112

Jeeze Stannis, you ruined the paint.... hmmmmm.... I wonder if my insurance covers this. Lisa opens the cargo hatch and a flood of Imported Daves (tm) rush out and spill out higgledy-piggledy into the immediate area. I got a good deal on these. It seems carving out Gary Gygax's brain and...

The Arcadia drops out of orbit and lands square on King Stannis, squishing him into a stcky, thin paste. Oops! They really should zone out some parking spaces around this place. Anyhoo... ATTACK!!!

It seems that there are those who dread my appearance, after all, if I'm here can the Pantheon be far off? Therefore, I throw the gauntlet down and challange a new generation of pirates to come forth! Hijack threads! Troll to your hearts content! Pillage and plunder! Only the best and...

Did you say.... "Pirate Raid"? That has possibilities... ;)

I think we need a seperate forum for slightly anal types like King Stannis....

Bugaboo's behavior is in every way disgraceful! After all the bad things he said about me, I'm surprised he'd even be allowed to lurk! For all of you people out there, he really DID charge his players to play! I thought it was a big joke until I talked to a few of his players! He is...

*shakes head sadly* This thread seems to have died. Call out the Poll Bearers.

Also, throw in the unexpected... if the players know what a demon can do, then there is no fear, because they can plan for it. If demons show traits that catch them off guard, they may well get a bit nervous...

Cthulhu and I are old drinking buddies. You would not believe how much rum it takes to put him under.....

It ain't after lunch here. Eric, I'll make you 'Official Barnicle Scrubber" if you keelhaul Umbran....

Pirate Raid! We'll be taking those dice off your hands.... slide them across the table, nice n' slow.....

Seeing how these boards are in a state of higgledy-piggledy chaos, I hereby seize command of this board in the name of the Arcadia's Commandos! That's right! I'm in charge now! When my trusty crew comes around to relieve rou of your dicebags, I trust you won't give them any trouble, right...

Hmmmmm....

Back off! I get my title first, you reject from a silicon foundry!

Oh, look! Those pictures of Eric and his 'girlfriend' have accidently fallen into an envelope! And what's that on the desk? Could it be stamps? Whatever shall I do?:p

.....I want a sex change! I want a sex change! I want a sex change! I want a sex change! I want a sex change! I want a sex change! I want a sex change! I want a sex change! I want a sex change! I want a sex change! I want a sex change! *deep breath* I want a sex change! I want a sex change! I...

er, ah..... *ahem* I want a title! I want a title! I want a title! I want a title! I want a title! I want a title! I want a title! I want a title! I want a title! I want a title! *deep breath* I want a title! I want a title! I want a title!....