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Ugh. And people say *I* am warped. :uhoh: ;)

Well, that would work, I suppose. :uhoh: Sounds awfully painful, though.

Heh. Goofball. Halfling barbarian is a killer combo. Assuming you use a greataxe, which is a safe assumption, your damage is only hurt minorly compared to the Big Folk, and you have super 1337 hiding skills that allow you to choose who you fight and who you don't fight. It's a totally gross...

I dislike barbarians 'cause they are a munchkin class. The role itself -- berserker warrior -- is cool, but the class itself is just an excuse for DMs to make NPCs and monsters cheesily powerful.

I don't like most horror movies, so it doesn't come up. I'm careful about the violence level of a movie more, though. My son has very violent tendancies, so I'm careful what he watches so he doesn't get new ideas. He's also a parrot, so if the movie is heavy in the "F" word, I wait until he's...

So did you go out for computers? Or did you eat the wait staff? ;)

That's classified information, citizen. Are you questioning the word of the computer?

Given that you're talking to an ooze, at first I thought you said "Eat the computer!" :)

What am I, chopped liver? :]

Post it on Nutkinland. You have to work to be offensive THERE. :)

Hey, you! Flattery will get you nowhere. You're still getting a beating, even if you have made me blush! :o

No, Jurassic Park is an abyssmally bad movie with crappy science that is saved only by the way 1337 special effects. :)

Quit running! Get back here! This is for your own good! Oh, it is, my sweet. It is. :] Well, unless technology has progressed in ways I did not know about, that doesn't do much for thumpin' bass...

I like some of almost every genre of music. Even country, as long as it was recorded before 1980 or so. Corporate country makes me want to say all kinds of things Eric's Grandma won't let me say on this board. I miss gangsta rap, though. :( I have a 2 year old, and I hardly ever get to hear...

Hee hee hee... :) Come here. You obviously want to be beaten. Let me accomodate you! Since you bought my PDF, I'll give you an extra good beating, too. ;)

;) Cowering. I like cowering... -- Cyberzombie the Mean

Even with the explenation, it's still mildly amusing. :)

You mean "Kemrain the going to be crippled if he calls CZ a blockhead". :]

Good grief. That was a heck of a lot of posts, even for the Hivemind. At least 300 since I was last on. Last night. Yeek!

Yep, I definitely seem to be contagious! Not quite my M.O. but definitely a related disease... ;)