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The D20 game... It's dead, Jim.

*poof* Nukes incinerate +5 keen, holy, flaming burst lances as well as the weak avians who wield them.

Most certainly!

Unlikely. Both you and your blade are irrelevant.

Purrfect. You will be the first with your back against the wall when the revolution comes.

I don't see the "non-feline" option.

Someone clearly does not get it. Bwuhahaha!

Dead? Dead?!!! Is that what they told you? Oh no, just as assuredly as you are the byproduct of embryonic stem cell research gone wrong, we are not dead. I have merely been taking my time and gathering my resources before launching my final offensive.

Let's just say I'm... recruiting... and would like an accurate count of the felines here at ENWorld. If you are a feline, please sound off.

Me sprays Felix, then straps plastique to his crotch and explodes him, leaving Felix viscera all over the room. :lol:

Fool! You should not have invoked the wrath of the felines! Diaglo's lifeless corpse lies decaying in a heap at the foot of your stairs, your knife firmly implanted in his back, next to your signed confession. You will be sharing his fate soon enough.

Oh yeah, we're ready. We even have a new forum where the noobs can introduce themselves. I expect that they'll be climbing out of the woodwork in the next day or two... and then returning here in horror once they realize what they've gotten themselves into.

Great idea, but the only thing that will really help is to teach them how to get a date. Good luck.

So, looks like Nothingland is down again. Good thing we raised this thread from the dead!

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No, really its not. Its kind of like going to a strip club where all the women look like Margaret Thatcher.

I don't remember that. I think he's used up all his funny though.

Uhhh.... what are you talking about? I have a low post count and I'm a long-running joke. :lol:

But we can still have some wonderful discussions about politics and religion. Where's Izrador when you need him?