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According to wel known experts, oil production in wells follows a bell curve. At first, when oil is first discovered in a location there is virtuall no production until the proper drills are put into place and they begin pumping. After that oil production rises considerably. At some point...

Zaaappppp! Next!

With all the "Ask Threads" going on right now, I would like to give all of my loyal subjects the opportunity to ask me whatever is on your mind. Keep in mind that if you decide to broach the wrong subject, I might just decide to vaporize you.

It attracts mice, which is great when I need a snack in a pinch.

Why not have an Ask Apoc Kitty thread? I can be serious, funny, or give honest answers to questions based on curiosity. Regardless, I'm always humoring you.

I reserve the right to talk about whatever the heck I want to talk about in my off-topic forum, even should that include (Shock and awe, gasp!) the gods of catnip! And why should we listen to you? You hater of change! If you don't follow the rules, they'll take this place away. We need an OT...

I did, but then it turned into a Ho! Ho! Ho!

Don't you mean hook and crook? Your perfection doesn't seem to apply to your spelling. Curious.

Silly kitty! It would be AKWorld before it would ever be DKWorld.

Do not follow him. Remember what was said in the other thread about the clone of a clone. Heck, this guy doesn't even have bat wings. I will be your new ruler when the revolution comes! Ignore Demonic Kitty's lies! He can't even keep Angelic Kitty locked away...

So that's what that was. I was under the impression it was just another one of your silly evil collections, so I tossed it out with your "I [heart] Orcus" T-shirts. Next time try casting him into the fiery pit of despair on level 397 of the Abyss. He may not die, but at least it will take a few...

Don't believe his lies. He's just trying to lure you into a false sense of security, and then just when you think everything's going to be alright - whammo! He walks off with your soul, your common sense, and your ability to game. Follow me. Not only will you be safer, but you'll also be much...

Fie! Do not listen to the lies of this charlatan. This one will lead you right down the road to hell! He is an enemy to thse boards and he speaks nothing but lies. On the other hand, if you want to watch come action, just wait until he gets into it with Demonic Kitty. Fun for the whole family!

Late to the party, but the timing is appropriate.

Annoying? You dare address your future ruler in that way? Oh, there will be a very special place for you in the new order when the revolution comes. Statues in my honor aren't so easy to build, you know, especially when you're the one working the steel mines, hauling the ore, and erecting the...

That's only because I couldn't stand reading the reviews without them. They still belong to me, though.

All your carriage returns are belong to me! Bwuhahahah!

Now you're making sense! So B, you seem like a willing enough agent of chaos. I might have an opening in my command staff for a twisted mind like yours. What do you say?

Did someone call? Oh well, it doesn't matter; I'm here now so I might as well have you for lunch.

This from the deep-fried french fry head that clearly understands complex cause - effect relations. Of course, if the boards do go down, Ninjadog won't be able to touch them. Bwuhahahaha!