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Ninjadog, you are both a braggart and a fool. You are clearly not seeing the facts as they stand. In PKitty's absence, I have control of the boards. You are an insignifficant insect that I am about to squash. Go hide in the shadows, or some such silliness, but leave the world domination to the...

Express derision over the topic and wonders how the original poster could be so shallow as to bring up this subject here. Make the point that smurfs are about as relevant to this subject as Q balls are to radio and the haikuu doesn't follow the conventions. Flames Arthur Q for good measure...

He's clearly trying to disguise himself. Run kitty! Run!

No comment. I deny all knowledge. Meow! Purrrrrrr.

Excellent suggestion. I'll make you a sandwich!

Ah yes, all of you lovely gnomes together in one place tomorrow. I have long planned a massive campaign to round you all up and march you off to the mithral mines, but now you've saved me the trouble! How wonderful! I've also heard that gnomes make excellent appetizers. Oh, I might transform a...

Oh no! Actually I strapped dynamite to P-Kitty and then cunningly took his place at the party. Oh yes, that was me dancing on the table with the catnip laced lampshade on my head. Meet your new moderator! Bwuhahahahaha!

Tsk! Tsk! By now you should all know that I am superior to the common person. There should be no need for a poll because it is so obvious. Really ENWorld... Now, enough banter with the unwashed public, time to return to my plans to destroy the world.

Oh yes, my dear, dear kitty clone/brother. Please, do come to jincon. Please, I beg of you.... [Mwuhahahah!]

**Makes sleight of hand check to slip poison into Pyruhtkat's drink. Rolls an 18. Runs away.**

Maliciously reminds everyone that evil plans are still brewing. Points out that clones are kitties too, even if they are completely apocalyptic and evil. Inquires why this thread has gone on for so long. Wonders why communication in anything other than meta is impossible. Tries to post in...

Interlopers! Charlatans! The boards are back and stronger than ever. My evil plan has failed, but don't worry, I shall return, and the boards will go down once at for all. Bwuhahahaha!

... and just so that we're clear on this, the white jacket I'm wearing is not a straight jacket. It's a form fitting windbreaker that happens to be white.

With the impending release of D&D 3.5, the revised SRD, the BOEF, and the Book of Exalted Deeds, these boards are surely going the way of the rest of the planet after the sun swells, burns off our atmosphere, reduces our cities to puddles of molted steel, and vaporizes all the remaining catnip...

We don't live in a preferred time! Our current cosmological epoch has no central place in time. The here and now is but a brief phase in a sweep of time and change almost unfathomable to the human mind. The sun will expand into a red ball and die, overwhelming Earth with the heat. Oceans will...