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    D&D General DM with too High Expectations - Advice?

    "He is giving them out of game "assignments" to work on - videos to watch, worksheets to complete, etc." My actual advice is to have all the players say exactly this at the next game, when the DM asks for their 'homework': "Nah, we're not going to do that. What's on for tonight's session?"...
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    D&D General DM with too High Expectations - Advice?

    "What I want are tools to give my wife to help her in her conversations with this guy. Links to videos, articles, etc., she can use to talk to him about these unreasonable expectations." You ... you want us to assign homework to your wife, in order to deal with the problem of her DM assigning...
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    D&D 5E The March D&D Book Will Be Announced Next Tuesday

    "A release that's not an adventure path, campaign setting or rules expansion/MM." What would that be? A gum? A mouthwash? A book of origami flumphs?
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    D&D 5E The March D&D Book Will Be Announced Next Tuesday

    I called it! I knew the next book would be a 5E update for the classic Coming Soon. I hope they haven't nerfed Soon.
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    D&D 5E Roasting the Paladin

    "you don't know what you're missing." Based on the wardrobe, the winning contestant on "Drag Race"?
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    D&D 5E Roasting the Paladin

    Flashman. Paladins are symbols. So being a Paladin has nothing to do with what you are, and everything to do with what people THINK you are!
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    D&D General Miniatures shouldn't be edition-dependent (a Fire Giant size rant)

    Paint the outer edge of the mini base (and the edge) the same colour as your battle mat so the black part of the base is 2 inch instead of 3 inch.
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    D&D General Miniatures shouldn't be edition-dependent (a Fire Giant size rant)

    Pry it off the base, glue it to a large base.
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    IN REMEMBRANCE--2021 AD

    2021 is over already? Man. I drank WAY too much last night.
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    D&D General DM Authority

    I have no idea why it's hotly debated. One side is self-evidently right and the other side are just being pig-headed.
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    Pathfinder 1E What is the best way to dispose of a body?

    Animate Dead. Command it to hide under the bed and whimper if anyone approaches. When the spell wears off, oh no, Ol' Bristly has passed away.
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    D&D General What Kind Of Setting Does Your Group Use?

    1.5? A homebrew setting created by ruthlessly plundering published settings and stitching them together into a Campaign Golem. With all the worldbuilding done on the DM side of the screen and all the world wrecking done on the Player side.
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    How do you handle character death?

    "How do you handle character death?" Confetti and champagne.
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    D&D 5E What would happen if we got rid of opportunity attacks

    It would make grid based combat pretty much exactly the same as TOTM combat. Which would mean there would be very little point to going to the trouble of grid combat.
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    D&D General Some advice for new DMs

    "I'd say the best advice for new DMs is to take something simple and effective (Dungeon World, Apocalypse World, Blades in the Dark, heck, World of Dungeons) first. So, systems that explain how to run games. Then, armed with knowledge of Baker and Harper, running D&D games is a piece of cake."...
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    D&D General Skilled Play, or Role Play: How Do You Approach Playing D&D?

    "If someone suspects a shopkeeper is lying and there's no insight check, players will then know that the shopkeeper is telling the truth." Or that it is impossible to determine they are lying by non-magical means. (Addendum: when rolls will be asked for and what the absence of rolls means, is...
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    D&D General Skilled Play, or Role Play: How Do You Approach Playing D&D?

    Remember that a roll is only called for when there is a possibility of success. If the DM decides "There is absolutely zero chance that Thrud the Meaty Wurrier and his 6 Int and 4 Cha can trick Brainiavelli the Vizier into revealing his plan. " then the player can converse and roleplay all they...
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    D&D General Some advice for new DMs

    This is excellent advice. Even experienced GMs have something to learn there. A related bit of ...comfort?... is that if you are DM'ing for your friends, they WANT to have a good time at the table. Even if you think your work is sub-par or not up to some imaginary standards, you are still...
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