"I an I will do any a dis tings, ya just say da word. Do, I must say, da grea' sword I carry, dey call dis won 'oblin eata. An he gettin might 'ungry, ya 'ear?" Spider said.
Then, as an after though, he added. "Oh yea, dere was dis ting... on da road, I an I raninta dis ooman, she was jus...