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It's a multiple choice poll. Just select them all! :D

Damn, I made a couple of copy-and-paste errors while making the poll. "Orlando Bloom" is supposed to be its own option, as is "Any item with the word elf or elven in the name is automatically better". The MMORPG option is only supposed to appear once.

Well, why do elves suck?

Maybe it's his cologne that's causing the smell?

Wow, it's like some evil scientist combined the distilled geekiness of Star Wars nerds and the distilled geekiness of Japanophiles to create a being that has absolutely no hope of ever getting laid.

How about "Typical Romantic Comedy Plot"? It goes like this: "Guy and girl meet and become friends. Guy starts to fall in love with girl, but she's already got a boyfriend. Guy then finds out that girl's boyfriend is a jerk who cheats on her, but guy feels like he can't say anything because...

I'd argue that Jill Taylor from Home Improvement is not portrayed as infallable. Although she's definately more interested in academic persuits than Tim is, throughout the series she shows that she can be sometimes be pedantic, insecure, smug, arrogant, petty, and hostile towards women who are...

Heck, I hold open doors for guys also, it's just a polite thing to do. In my post, I was talking about always opening the door for a lady - be it a car door, office door, etc. The point of my post is this: women can be treated like "just one of the guys" or they can be treated "like a lady"...

Indeed. A lot of women want to be treated exactly the same as men, yet they also want men to open their doors for them, pull out their chairs, and defend their honor. They can't seem to comprehend that those two concepts are mutually exclusive. :)

In the late-1990s, a movie called The Siege was released. It was about middle-eastern terrorists attacking New York City. It was heavily critisized because the producers chose to use arab villians. Even Roger Ebert compared the movie to anti-semite propoganda pieces from the early 20th...

I'm a little tired of sitcoms where the dad is a moron, the mom is a smug know-it-all, and the children all act about 5 years older than they really are. One of the reasons I like King of the Hill is that it has a non-stereotypical sitcom family: Hank is a very competent, hard-working man...

My thoughts on Sports Night can be summed up by a line from an episode of Family Guy when a teenager just licked a psychadelic toad: "Wow, I finally understand Sports Night: it's a comedy that's too good to be funny!"

I can't believe that you didn't choose "Immigrant Song" for the Barbarian. :)

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Holy :):):):)! This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that sports are evil and everybody who plays them is a bad person. Thank you for posting this, KenM. When news of this gets out, it's going to expose the world of athletics for the cesspool of depravity and elitism that it is. Hopefully...

Don't forget smelly, socially retarded, and perpetually dateless. :)

If you want to be the kind of jerk that gets women, just read Teflon Billy's tips in the other relationship threads: Basically, act somewhat cocky and arrogant, don't agree with everything she says, tease her and poke fun at her a little every now and then, etc. To put it in a way that geeks...

Yep, acting like a jerk definately has proven to be effective for a lot of men. Heck, if you browse some of the old relationship advice threads that occasionally pop up here at EN World, you'll notice that several men all giving the same advice: "Be a bit of a jerk."

You should have become a jerk, then. :)

Damn, you beat me to it! I was going to say the exact same thing. :)