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Having exhausted the entertainment value of my Slow Fall ability - for now - I BURST through the door of the inn, dart from table to table, somersault past the fireplace, and, with a handspring off the bar, execute a back flip over the still-mostly-unfamiliar-filthy-beggar's table, landing in a...

Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Slow Fall is great!!!!

Oh yeah, and I do some nifty jumping sidekicks, too (forgot I had attached that).

An aside Whilst the Man of Science is chatting with the until now completely unfamiliar and filthy but soon to be slightly less unfamiliar yet no less filthy beggar, and whilst Pleasius is simultaneously ignoring and being ignored, I shall prepare for our imminent journey by sidling myself up...

Tell me Pleasius, what kind of... Libations... Might one be able to find in Velhorn? Looks like we may be close to drinking this town dry, and even though we saved the townsfolk from the horrid scourge of undead, we don't want to wear out our woman. Or stay too long, either. <sniff, sniff>...

Yes, civilized folk such as ourse<BEEEELCH>lves might do better here in town... Ah, yes! If only! <wink>

<SNNOOORRRRR... * Stirs, looks up> Velhorn? I hardly know horn! AAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAAA *hic* <belch> Uh oh... <BARRRRRRRFF!!> Ooooh... <ptui!> Oooo... Pleashiush! Pleashiush, my good, good buddy... No, no no, I mean it... You are the greatesht, Pleashiush, I mean, man, Pleashiush, you're...

<insert many thrilling feats of monkery and kung fu prowess here...> Hup! Hut! Hai! Hey! Ho! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee-YAAAH!!! <KERRASSHH> <...ending with a thrilling display of headbuttery, as shown> Fou Pow! preshent and *hic* accoshted for! Man, my good, good buddy... No, no no...