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Eberron. Xen'drik. I recently spent some time creating a tomb for a long-dead giant hero. A complex where the final burial chamber was accessible only through a tricky tour of the chambers containing the giants favorite servants and wives. The various items and other "stuff" they needed to open...

Got my basic eye-deer thought up but probably won't have anything posted until late tomorrow night. Off to even the playing field by killing my brain with video games.

Hmmm, first round nipple again.

I subscribe to the holistic method of smacktalk. This method focuses on the fundamental interconnectedness of all things and thereby I must consider all competitors to be my "one" opponent. If I were to address Berandor directly it would be as if I were merely speaking to 1/15th of a human...

I did not notice these in my original postings and will go back and introduce them into said posts such that they may be removed later. In the mean time I leave you with "winkle."

Just noticed I left out the word "know" in my previous post. I've put it back. I've also removed the words ":):):):)", "semprini" and "vibraphone." We don't need potty language like that here. EDIT: spatchcock, regina and crevice. And potty.

I gotta confess, I feel like I don't know anyone here well enough to smacktalk without just sounding like an ass. I apologize if I offended anybody. Furthermore I've edited out all references to the Communist Party of America. There's no conclusive proof that my opponent was even there when the...

I wanted to say something witty but I couldn't think of anything, like everyone else.

That works best for me too.

I'm fine to start whenever. A lifesize marble statue is fine for my victory. We don't need to go any larger than that. Make sure there's a bronze plaque at the foot. Maybe have it read "Look upon my works ye mighty, and despair"

I know it looks good right now but the whole business has left me flat. The 'pong' industry has trouble thinking outside the box. They just keeps batting the same ideas around. And you know what's next? Hybrids. Wait till you see a ^poing^. Sure, their hectares per pint will be fantastic but...

Bah. You've just got a machine that goes *ping*. That doesn't count. It's not a *ping* unless it's hand-crafted in the old world tradition, like grandma used to make. And it should cause a small Italian boy to run home whenever it's used. In any case, I'm just saying that I've lost faith in the...

Yeah, c'mon. Be a man!* *(Unless you're a woman.)

I'm mostly been reading various school texts. Currently going over Chekhov's "The Cherry Orchard", "Three Sisters", and "The Seagull" for my Comedy class. Recently went over "The Importance of Being Earnest" and "Lady Windermere's Fan" for that same course. I'll be reading "The Swimmer" for my...

Make sure to drop the chandalier on someone. :)

I'd love to participate but my schedule for the next month might make it a bit awkward. Is there a rough idea of how long it would run or when we'd start?

You probably could have left it at this. :)

But wait! America also has XTREME white bread! I've never tried it, I don't know what makes it Xtreme! and I'm not sure if it's even available anymore. I avoid white bread now. I started eating more grainy/wheaty breads a few years ago and my only regret is that PB&J's are better on white.

I think the poll could use a little more granularity. As an english major I've read a slew of plays and even attended a few. I'm in the middle of an 100 level theatre course (intro) but thats pretty much the extent of it. People's high schools had theatre programs? I'm not sure if my high...

This might top "Bubba Ho-Tep" as my favorite documentary.