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Mind your manners, punk! Draglin growls, picking the thief up and slamming him against the wall. Where is Lars now? Did he hoof it to Efil? What did he do to Professor Aramista? Claws pop out of his fingers and he puts it at the man's face. If you want to not have to eat out of a straw for the...

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I, I, I, would not like to wake up and everything is burning and, and... the boy stutters, looking scared and tears filling his eyes. I'm going back to my cabin. I'll see if Carl is there again he says, blowing his nose on his sleeve and walking off. The boy is unusually cold, even for the...

We are trying to find a professor somebody, but our ship was attacked and we died and came back to life then we were shown around the city and then we went to a bar and tavern goers attacked us and we followed the last one down here and Dante, Dante fell into the trap and and I then we killed...

I told you we should not have kept the lizard women here! Beatrice snaps and walks up to the nearest onlooker. What is so interesting? What happened that I missed? Diplomacy=25

If there is a penalty for retirement I think a set amount is a better idea, like 1 or 2 time months. With the current system the amount of xp you "lose" varies wildly depending on how close you are to the next level, so the amount it penalizes the player varies a lot as well.

Well. Beatrice says, remembering that she tried to kill some of the ravens. Let's go then! I can feel myself getting older my the minute!

Your wrong! They say stuff like "ahhhh" and "brains!" and "S.T.A.R.S." Sharpe says with every period somehow spoken.

I, I did not know Dante knew so many cool people... Draglin says is awe. I'm, I'm Draglin, I knew Dante a bit until... until he... well... He goes over to the gagged person and searches him to make sure he is not carrying anything that could harm the group. Virgil goes up to Haruka and looks...

It's alive! It's alive! Sharpe announces dramatically and rising unnaturally from the floor with his arms stretched it. He then examines them. Awwww. The necromancer did not raise me as one of his minions. How disappointing. Well maybe next time. Thanks Metavoid! Spending 4 surges to get to...

Carl is my toy bear silly! he says laughing. Having a real bear would be fun too! Oh, magic! I love magic! My grandmother tries to teach me magic! But papa does not like it when she does. He gets mad and yells and grandma... he says sadly. I just came from her house and I am going home. All by...

Not all magic is all fire and evocation, mage. Mythra says. He waves his hands and a sphere of hypnotic lights appears, luring the nearby enemies in and slowing their movements. Move:Owlbear O11 Standard: Hypnotic Pattern M14, lasts until EONT. Hypnotic pattern attack:+9 vs will OA close burst...

What is this? Christina says, ripping a small disc attached to one of the dead bodies and showing it to the party.

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I think it is where they keep their dead, a crypt or something. I would not want to live near one myself, too spooky. Uncle Jaz makes a face. Better off on an island. That way old aunt Izabeza can't complain if you never visit her. Of course knowing her she would find a way. Well she is not dead...

Raar raor raahor. Pooh mumbles, watching the humans. Oh Pooh says a street is outside! Christina says. So what do we do to these people? I'm not very hungry, so we could always dump them somewhere and save them for later. Christina says. She was never taught how canniblism was frowned upon in...

Fools! You are letting them surround us! Mythra waves his hands and a illusory bog materializes in the minds of the two riders to the south. Move:Owlbear to S8 (did you want us to move our characters ourselves Velmont?) Standard: Illusory Obstacles L15 area 1. rolls First enemy to be hits...

Hey a door! I wonder where that leads? Christina says. Pooh go have a look and see what is there while I look at these disc things. Pooh stalks over and sits next to the door, effectively blocking off the only other exit. Passive perception=21, please let me know if you want me to roll again :)

Die die die die die die die! Sharpe shouts, stabbing himself over and over again. Sharpe will attack himself as long as he is not close to death and it does decent damage to the statues. Rolls. Guiding strike, -2 to AC EONT if hit. 1d20+13;1d8+7 → [19,13] = (32) 1d20+13;1d8+7 → [8,7] =...

How dare she use the powers of evil to hurt the lizard people! Beatrice says indigently. Powers of darkness was for killing paladins, everyone knew that! Come on, lets go beat up those guards, rescue poor Toeto and save the city! History=24.