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  1. Zansy

    D&D 5E The Secret Under the Stairs [OOC]

    On the sorcerer/Wizard question(since I missed out): it's good either way as far as I'm concerned. Comparing Metamagic vs arcane traditions vs invocations, wild magic/arcane recovery vs. all the benefits an otherworldly patron provides... I'm certain that even if at first level there might be...
  2. Zansy

    D&D 5E The Secret Under the Stairs [OOC]

    4 if they're small, three if they're large? :p Yeah, I really should have prepped for someone to actually ASK that:yawn: I shall totes make that mistake again in the future.
  3. Zansy

    D&D 5E The Secret Under the Stairs [Rogues Gallery]

    TERRY CARROLL Lightfoot Halfling; male; Age 21 Warlock 1 Background: “Modern Mundane” Alignment: Neutral (tending Chaotic and Good;) (alignment may vary at DM's and player's judgment) Languages:Common/English, Halfling >ABILITY SCORES: STR 14/DEX 15/CON 12/INT 8/WIS 10/CHA 16 Saves: STR...
  4. Zansy

    D&D 5E The Secret Under the Stairs [OOC]

    Well Terry's not the brightest barn in the shed, either. ;) I imagine our relations are mostly good-natured, peppered with occasional brother-sister pettiness/arguing. A little of everything, right? ^_^
  5. Zansy

    D&D 5E The Secret Under the Stairs [OOC]

    I figure shrinking to the size of a little child doesn't help Terry's case much against Mom :P Terry may have to resort to being a little sneaky to get around the "Mom barrier". This, however, is something Halflings are good at, so he might pick up a thing or two ;3
  6. Zansy

    CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY

    A knight told a barmaid at an inn: "Excuse me, Barmaid? There's a dragonfly in my soup." She answered: "Talk to me if you start rolling Reflex."
  7. Zansy

    CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY

    What does the fighter wear on stealth missions? —Who cares when they have a big sharp weapon to convince enemies that they saw nothin'?
  8. Zansy

    CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY

    What does the Druid wear on stealth missions? —evergreens.
  9. Zansy

    D&D 5E The Secret Under the Stairs [OOC]

    Hope you guys get out of the storm soon! :) Which reminds me, @Fenris, @Queenie, I'm kinda open to ideas here on where Terry stands with Bella, her boyfriend Brad and/or them going out together. ^_^ there are lots of directions we can take it and I'm having trouble picking a fave to suggest...
  10. Zansy

    CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY

    What does the halfling rogue wear on stealth missions? –Sneakers! What does the dwarf rogue wear on stealth missions? –Medium armor, because now he can! What does the monk wear on stealth missions? –monks don't DO stealth missions; they always come back empty-handed!
  11. Zansy

    CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY

    A druid, a fighter and a bard procured a ring of three wishes from their latest dungeon crawl. And after much arguing agreed they would use it to each get a magic item. The druid wished for a powerful staff, the fighter wished her greatsword to have stronger magic, and the bard whispered his...
  12. Zansy

    CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY

    A Paladin, a barbarian, and an abjurer, all fifth level, find a genie's lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out, laughs and says "for freeing me I shall grant you each one wish". The paladin wishes for the means to end all war, but before the Genie could grant the wish the abjurer counterspells...
  13. Zansy

    CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY

    I can't believe nobody did these yet: Why did the Golem cross the road? To get to his master's side! Why did the goblin cross the road? To avoid becoming XP! Why did the rogue cross the road? To get on the others' good side. Why did the drow cross the road? who knows? dark elves can get very...
  14. Zansy

    CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY

    How do you convince your DM to wipe out your party? You just have tarrasque :p Ho Ho I'm hilarious!
  15. Zansy

    D&D 5E The Secret Under the Stairs [OOC]

    I had a few questions I wanted to ask last night, that went poof because I forgot to ask them :-S in retrospect writing them down would've been smart...
  16. Zansy

    The Perturbed Dragon S01E01: The New Game

    I'm looking forward to the new episodes, these are fun to watch! Just rewatched this first one - that elf was just jeallous of that technolowgy. Maybe if somebody purchased a may-jick for Mallack, it might cheer him up for a change ;)
  17. Zansy

    D&D 5E The Secret Under the Stairs [OOC]

    Hmmmm.... You guys raise good points, I'm still wary of overlap, though having a unifying aspect, I.e. the same background or arranging all fighter party is not entirely similar from several players picking overlapping problems. I've played in an all wizard group too, and we never had to deal...
  18. Zansy

    D&D 5E The Secret Under the Stairs [OOC]

    I can understand that the potential is there for great role playing moments, perhaps even insightfully analogous in some regard. I'm just wary for the sake of keeping things that make Terry stand out stay so, I'm not sure if I'm explaining this right or just sounding selfish :S EDIT: I think...
  19. Zansy

    D&D 5E The Secret Under the Stairs [OOC]

    Hey guys! I'm still here ^_^;; My Senior linebacker Terry is still a thing... uhh cool! I'm a warlock too, on the other side! I'm pretty curious about your pact myself... Sounds like a great leader football player if I ever heard of one. I took Terry's football career in a different direction...
  20. Zansy

    D&D 5E The Secret Under the Stairs [OOC]

    Also, Terry is well equipped with Eldritch Blast, I couldn't ask for a better cantrip for ranged combat. Speaking of which I am interested in renaming some spells that Terry might use to stay on the fey theme, and stray away from fiendish association, is that alright? Anyone got any suggestions...
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