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    D&D 5E What AC would you give an ogre zombie covered in tower shields?

    Laughter aside this seems to be the most fair/logical. Laughter at the idea of a zogre running around dressed in tower shields. But erm yeah, I wouldnt cross blades with such a beast.
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    D&D 5E So long and thanks for all the fish!

    AC 1? Is this in the before time when lower= better? Im assuming it is because then it makes me feel warm and fuzzy. I now start the great hunt for the Terrasque!
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    D&D 5E So long and thanks for all the fish!

    I've never gotten schizophrenia on a thread before, but this isn't so bad ya know?
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    D&D 5E So long and thanks for all the fish!

    What would I like? Well, it's late and its been a long time since I've had a corn dog. I dunno I mean if we are getting wishes, might as well get a corn dog out of it.
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    D&D 5E So long and thanks for all the fish!

    What is happening in this thread rn
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    D&D 5E Ranged party member keeps running off the map

    Step 1, become flat earther. Step 2, they fall off the map and the last thing they see is a giant turtles maw close around them.
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    D&D 5E Not dying?

    Sometimes I tell my players they died, but then they beat me and throw my books on the ground until I say they stabilized. It's a harsh world out there, I guess some people get really attached to their characters. Either way, as long as people dont hold me down and spit in my mouth anymore I am...
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    D&D 5E What If the players lost every adventure path so far in the realms?

    :( Just ask my DM what the Realms are like. Poor little adventurers..... Sent from my LGMS330 using EN World mobile app
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