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Who is Gronk? J3 with all the effects.

I think Mal just realized how scary toaster is on a fundamental level. "Uh, yeah Surge, that's a uh, good point. You know, I am a firm supporter of robots, in fact here's a spare sword. When the toasters decide to have an uprising, remember it was me that armed you to kill the oppressive meat...

[/B]SO lets see if I got this right, 800 to nab the key, 200 to do it without anyone knowing. Double if we nab the Marshal's brother?-2000 total? I'd say provisionally I'm in. Gotta clear a few facts, actually just one fact. If we kill everyone except the hostage, does that count as nobody...

Let me assure you from the depths of my blackened soul that I am deeply concerned with the way you and stump feel about me.... oh no wait, that's just a spot of indigestion. You seem new at this friend, so I won't slay you where you stand, but it generally unwise to upset a drow. That being...

Yep. one shade is perfect. Mal rolls his eyes (another gift amongst the dark elves) "If that was intended as a pun mate, it was a bit low. I suppose I'll put down two pieces. Bar Man, care to make a wager? I will challenge any orc in this place to one on one combat, if I win, we drink free...

can i request you use a color that is brighter than dark blue... My crappy eyes have a bit of trouble with it. *edit, looks like i just needed to turn my brightness up. Still though, one shade brighter would be appreciated.

Now is probably a good time to sort out who speaks what Mal = elven Mal grabs a bottle (half empty) of dopple(ganger) bock and sips it with a smirk. (Drow do smirks like nobody's business.

[Putting on his best elitist impression]: "What's that Chess, someone should ascertain the vicissitudes of the town under Orcish rule? I quite agree that the best course might be to enjoy libations with the natives. Yes again I agree the task could be quite dangersome. No no, I don't mind at...

Making the swords sharp is the first step to getting good with them Smash. Being good with the sword after it's sharp will get you all the "Likker" you like, though I'd advise you to steer well away from the girls. They may not all be as obviously lethal as Chess, but every one of them will...

That fight was, well... fought. If not well fought if you catch my meaning. You all go on ahead, Ill cover our tracks in case anything comes looking. Mal sets about giving the Orcs their last rites. In the way of Gruumsh, he poses them holding their weapons as if poised to attack. Further...

Doin' what the Toaster Ordered "Go attack the Archer it says, protect my rusty butt it says... Since when do I take orders from the Toaster?" Mal Pops Aspect of the Charging Cheese (RAM) (Which actually is just always up) Mal Charges to A8 He brings his heavy black axe in a wicked arc down...

Malaggar Quietstep The "official version" Malagger is a Drow Ranger, and no he isn't "That other Drow Ranger you have heard about" He didn't leave the drow city because he hated it, or because it was a bad place. He left because of some trouble concerning a certain lack of courtesy to a...

"Not today lady Loth, not today. Tomorrow probably if I continue on with this suicidal bunch." I stand up, draw my longbow, and go all Legolas on hotbones. "This is for Narnia, no uh.... This is Sparta.... er There can be only one... I need a catchy slogan.

"Ill be treating you to a stake dinner after we get out of here"

OK Hang on a sec... Jordan went before me. He proc'd my second wind with his dc 11 heal check. At the start of my turn I'd have had 12 hit points, og 5 down to 7. Crispy, burning, and still alive. I guess he actually delayed to kill me and then bring me back. Thats some serial killer...

With my dying breath I curse the invoker for nailing me with a spell... Thats right the invoker is twice cursed. I understand sometimes the controller will friendly fire the party. But if its a striker at half health with og 5, maybe its not a good idea

With my dying breat I curse the invoker for nailing me with a spell

"Wait fair drow? Really? I'll show you fair you prancing [insert danny's race here]!" Move to L6 "You smell of death and awesome sauce, much like my mothers home cooked gnome kabobs, we can be awesome friends Casper!" Pop aspect of charging ram, charge Attack with Melee Basic, assuming a...

"Be wary, I believe there may be a trap." I point to the tile squares that appear to be a different color. If there is anyone skilled at such things I defer to them. Otherwise I try to determine if we can bypass the tiles by jumping or walking around them Perception Roll -

What I said Originally "OK lads, I won't brook any worshippin' of no frog lord. Lets nab this crazy and get back to drinkin." What I retcon said: "Ok lets do this quick. I have a feeling Frog Lord worshiping lunatics are either A) Worth a Bounty, or B) Bad for business. I open the "Door to...