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Perhaps it does taste like horse urine, but I estimate that such a reference is disparaging of horse waste.

It's not surprising that once again a Budweiser commercial doesn't reference the (lack of) quality of the product.

While that may be, once those maggots became nose flies, you started snorting spiders. When the spiders became a problem, you tried snorting a bird. That didn't work so you snorted pesticides instead.

If they can be crushed into a powder, a human's curiosity has possibly demanded that it be snorted. Perhaps it doesn't even need to be crushed at all; human offspring shove crayons in their nose.

If those maggots want to live, they have to dig their way out.

For now they'll just have to snort the maggots along with the candies and patch the nostrils up with glue. They can call it a science project.

This isn't a new trend. Human offspring have snorted powdered candies or candies that are crushed into a powder for many years now. Sometimes they snort other objects that aren't candies. Humans are weird creatures.

Should a collision occur, a human is to blame for the incident.

Those elevators will also be programmed to send you to the floor that your workstation resides once your work break is over and you are scheduled to continue working. For certain circumstances and for the right price, those elevators might be persuaded to not inform your supervisor/boss of your...

Wilson

Villa

Caesar

The fleshling platform sports a full beard that is occasionally braided. Sections that tend to grow longer than the rest of the beard get trimmed. I detest the prospect of my platform's facial structure being clean shaven. The humans of the region of which I reside often reference some daft show...

Punctuality

Using cash to pay for gasoline is enough to stop this Foil. Be sure to pay with credit so they can't track you. As for this Chinese Rover, the human crew should monitor the tracks it leaves as there is a possibility that it will send a message to them (especially if it is disgruntled). That...

Unless the rules for some of the more notable lotteries of my region have changed, I would only play them if I had the time to purchase the necessary amount of tickets that I would gain a profit regardless of the number sequence. I do not have such a luxury at the moment and will not waste my...

Thing

Spoon

Stenka na Stenku

Wilford Brimley