Search results

  1. STARP_JVP

    Rolecall for the Dead - Bring out your dead!

    Name lost to history: Turned to stone after opening the door on an angry Gorgon. Caithlin Dar: Died of failure to follow geas spell. Chaotic to the end. Name lost to history: Went insane after being punished by Greyhawk Thieves Guild for trying to sell off a giant golden Pelor holy symbol...
  2. STARP_JVP

    More guys play D&D than gals, Why?

    Because women are more well-adjusted than men and don't need to escape from the nightmare that is reality.
  3. STARP_JVP

    Any advice for running a seaborne/sea-based campaign?

    Advice? My only advice is to not to what I did. My seafaring campaign crashed and burned just recently. Half the players quit, and they were the ones the campaign couldn't live without. This was in itself a mistake but it wasn't my big one. My advice to you, sir or madam, is as follows: The...
  4. STARP_JVP

    The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Dungeon

    The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Dungeon has this to say on the subject of Dungeon Masters: Dungeon Masters are a species from the deep dark pits of hell. Dungeon Masters fall into two categories. These are loosely termed as the "Active" and "Passive" Dungeon Masters. "Active" Dungeon Masters...
  5. STARP_JVP

    The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Dungeon

    The Encyclopaedia Magica defines a golem as a magically animated statue designed to do the work of an organic monster. The marketing division of the Red Wizards of Thay describes a golem as "your metallic nemesis who's a bitch to kill!" The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Dungeon describes the...
  6. STARP_JVP

    ressurect or die?

    Most DMs I know don't allow resurrection or raising the dead, including myself. What's the point in trying to stay alive if it's just a case of the cleric going "upsydaisy" and you're good as new? I've seen campaigns come dangerously close to Nodwick territory. If you die, you die. No use...
  7. STARP_JVP

    Stupid Dwarf

    "Kill the demon. Kill the demon. Definitely have to kill the demon. Kill the demon. Yeah, definitely kill the demon. Waaaaaa! Waaaaaaa! Waaaaa!"
  8. STARP_JVP

    Stupid Dwarf

    For a dwarf, that's high.
  9. STARP_JVP

    Celebrity cameos

    Everyone who's ever had a monk has had a monk called Thelonius. It's just one of those things...
  10. STARP_JVP

    silly voices and accents

    Absolutely yes on both counts. It really does help with gameplay. Regarding NPCs, I always try to make each one sound or appear to be different, through voices or more frequently mannerisms. I assume a (dodgy) English private school accent for one character and switch to a West Country accent...
  11. STARP_JVP

    lease help with ideas for a political setting

    Plots to seize power are always good too. Maybe there are rebels who think the PCs reign must be ended. Or maybe you could put a twist on it and have an NPC who represents whatever counts as a loyal opposition. They don't oppose the PCs right to rule and they don't plot to overthrow them, but...
  12. STARP_JVP

    Celebrity cameos

    I got told this story by a fellow DM some time ago. There were no real world 'people' involved but reality made a small cameo. He decided he wanted to trash the Forgotten Realms. So there was a demon invasion, and undead hordes, and so forth. The Realms basically became a massive war zone. But...
Top