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^ Good thing it wasn't untainted gold. The PCs might have let you stay that way so when you died they could sell you as a statue :p

Yaeh, the Head of Vecna's a classic ^^ So is Eric and the gazebo. :D

I hate it when players are like that. :( But it does make for some pretty amusing stories afterwards :)

Certain that his discipline of "Majesty" (a vampiric power preventing anyone from attacking you) would protect him from the six Assamites (vampire assassins) that were surrounding him, Lord Byrnn kicked their leader in the groin, forgetting that any aggression on his part would immediately...

The PCs were playing a group of supervillains, and they'd come to the compound of a superpowered columbian drug baron to kill him. They knew he was too tough to take on if he saw the attack coming, so they posed as well-wishers and potential allies, did up really good fake backgrounds, even had...

This is a story about one user (me) who did something (very) stupid in NWN (good game, stupid player). I was in Chapter 2, raiding a dungeon (don't remember if it was the Creator Ruins, or the Wizard's Tomb), and eventually, I came upon a room where a bunch of Flesh Golems came out from behind...

The group involved in this one included a fighter who was, well, "gifted". The player was actually playing the character like this on purpose, since he typically played the comic relief for the group, though in this instance he was the one who messed up. This party had just entered a cavern...

We had found a genie and after watching the other players wish for things like being able to move at the speed of light, and then burning up from the friction when they try to move, or wanting to be a god, and having the god they worship destroy them for blasphemy... I decided to try and get...

This is a story from a long time ago, but which is still repeated in my gaming group. I was GM'ing a game of Rolemaster and the group were attempting to infiltrate a nomad encampment in the bottom of a gentle bowl, at night. While the group was doing this, the Illusionist (a 7 foot tall High...

A player is trying to infiltrate an organized crime gang. They get suspicious and are holding his hand by the tires of an automobile. NPC: So you aren't from around here? Player: That's right. NPC: OK then what zip code do you live in? Player: 94570...3184457 NPC: (looking even more...

A mage gets his hands on this ring of wishes, with one wish left in it. Now, the thing to remember is that our DM was really sly about wishes. The mage wished to be able to fly as fast as the fastest dragon. Wish granted. The catch? he couldn't stop. Later, when I was playing a cool...

The party had previously found a Wand of Wonder, and learned that its activation word was 'Snigglefritz'. In the course of trying to locate a group of orc raiders, they captured an orc scout after a tough fight that left most of the party at least moderately wounded. They decided it would be...

My group and I had just gone down into a basement and fought an invisible thing (we were never told what it was). So after scaring it off, one of the other players decides to look around. Player1: I search for traps or secret doors. Player2: It had a knife, I want to pick up the knife. DM...

DM: You see a dimensional portal floating in front of you. Paladin: Can I see the other side? DM: No. Paladin: I throw a rope through. DM: Okay, it goes through, but the bit that intersects the portal kinda hangs there. You can push the rope further in, but it won't budge one inch back...

This was in GURPS: SPACE. GM: After taking the lift up many floors of the megacorporation, you finally make your way into the office of the president, as you open the door you see him in his wheeled office chair looking at some papers. A nice panoramic view of the city is visible through the...

The party has spotted a messenger traveling quickly on horseback, and they decide to ambush, capture, and interrogate him on the nature of his mission. They hide behind some bushes to wait. As the poor unsuspecting messenger gallops by, they spring their plan into action: Druid: I cast "Hold"...

I found this on a website, but it's so awesome and epic I had to post it. Credit goes to ThePessimist at Comic Book Resources Forums :) 'I'm a bit of a writer, a published playwright in fact, so that when a buddy of mine decided to DM a DnD campaign he let me chip in on the writing- he had...

There was a party being held in a keep that the characters had to get into. They first had to get past the guards who were looking for weapons. They were tossing people before they got into the door for having so much as a peeling knife. So one guy in the party gets this great idea: Player...

The funniest/stupidest story I ever heard about a DnD game was the one about the player who didn't know what a gazebo was. The DM stated that there was a large gazebo off to the left of the party as they entered the town square. The player immediately readied his bow and ran for cover at the...

^ That must've sucked...I'm assuming they died?