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The PCs had just asked a king for help against an enemy, and he refused to help them. A PC said out of anger, "The king is stupid! Let's kill him!" The king was standing right behind them and immediately ordered them imprisoned.

Any more stupid players? ;)

I found a funny one from the RPG Mortuary. Well, after having led three full parties to their deaths in various ways, Aldric decided it was time for him to hide his elven behind in some place that no one would ever find him. Ever. So he decided to go where no one else ever could, or would: the...

^ He shoud've used the ring to wish that they'd win the game :p

It''s later :P Those ones you posted were great though!

"I stab myself in the chest to see if Kevlar is knifeproof as well as bulletproof."

Got any more tales of PC stupidity?

GM: "The guards' bullets are riddling the van." PC: "The briefcase! It's full of plastic explosives! I set the timer, throw it out the window and tell Dave to floor it." GM: "How long do you set the timer for?" PC: "Uhh, three seconds." *BOOM*

"I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the extra-healing potion." It wasn't.

Ballstic used an alien "Power Magnifier" to increase his powers -- high body density and supersonic running speed -- but got too greedy and left the Magnifier on too long. He took off after the Villain of the Week, smashed through every building and vehicle in his path, skimmed across the...

In my old D&D group, we were once faced with a dilemma. A big rift had been opened, and demons were coming out of it. Two giant towers had also shot out of the ground. This was all part of a prophecy that had been activated when we killed a main villain. Basically, in order to get the rift to...

Player has ring of undead control and has found some low-level undead to boss arround (skeletons & zombies). He starts handing out orders (first time he's had a chance to use this in 7 sessions). "You, open that chest. (trapped--poison darts) You, open that door. (also trapped--explosive...

Donremus, did the dreaded blue goblin deliver the killing blow? :p

Raloc, that one's very funny :) Any more?

This PC's stupid move led to the death of the other party members as well.... Lt. Jack Frost was being smuggled in a cargo plane to an unknown destination. Mid-flight, he decided to check his altitude so he opened the cargo bay doors to look out. Needless to say, he went *splat*. The cargo...

...I think I killed the thread :(

I found this one on a website. I about died laughing reading this... Mark Steuer recounts this tale: Many years ago, I ran a game where I pitted two groups against each other. Several members of Group One came up with the idea of luring Group Two into a trap. You remember the Hand of Vecna...

I duct-taped a Bothan to a bed because I needed the Bothan's help. (Quote: "Ooh ... fur. Whoops!")

Certain that his discipline of "Majesty" (a vampiric power preventing anyone from attacking you) would protect him from the six Assamites (vampire assassins) that were surrounding him, Lord Byrnn kicked their leader in the groin, forgetting that any aggression on his part would immediately...

If it wasn't stupid it wouldn't be here :p