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  1. fnork de sporg

    CN archetypes

    I'd also like to add Chiana from Farscape,
  2. fnork de sporg

    Help fill my haunted house with cool encounters.

    3. This stone well is filled with black brackish water. A spot check DC 20 reveals that below the surface a number of dark brown centipedes squirm through the rotting leaves and debris. If disturbed they emerge from the water as a Centipede Swarm and aggressively defend the well. The bottom of...
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    Mel Gibson and the Crop Circles, what a crap!

    There's a scene where the litle girl says the water tastes "contaminated" and mel gibson replies that it's just what tap water tastes like. Now, it's not actually explained but I figured that it wasn't the water it self that was hurting the aliens but the chemicals, the flouride and chlorine...
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    Really bad *** Green Dragon

    So I'm going to have my high level party fight a powerful green dragon champion of tiamat. Mostly just because I bought this really killer green dragon toy and I can't wait to use it in my game. It's really really big so I want him the encounter to be worth the drama of it's mini. Any thoughts?
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    Doctor Who 28 x 04: The Girl in the Fireplace [SPOILERS]

    Earlier in that episode he had made a statement that they couldn't use the TARDIS because they were "part of events now". Of course there's no more info given for us to actually make sense of that, but it appears while the TARDIS can reqrite history it is somehow restricted from tampering with...
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    Need info on FR's kara-tur and the "chinese empire"

    They're call the Shou Lung There's pretty much nothing in 3e about them, and I can't remember which 2e books are the best. They're very powerful, well organized, and pretty much non-evil. I found this rather nice piece of them from spelljammer.org, though of course it is rather spelljammer...
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    Depressed DM not getting it right...(depressingly long, very long...)

    You could try playing online. Either chat based or a forum based play-by-post such as they have in this very website.
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    I hate monks

    This sounds like a good argument in favor of monks to me. Let's not forget that there are laser guns in the DMs guide. Sure they're optional, but so is leadership. D&D can and should contain multitudes. Unless your game is actually set in some mythic version of europe. Though even then with...
  9. fnork de sporg

    Anti-Paladin thread... the Blackguard

    This combined with some sort of Undetectable Alignment item, to keep the paladins off your back, seems like a perfectly playable character to me. And it would be just like a fiend to use a crew of good guy adventurers to take out his rivals.
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    I hate monks

    How so?
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    I hate monks

    I don't really like monks from a mechanical point of view. They're kind of weak and, like the paladin, they irk me with their extreme lack of customisability. And I just hate Exotic Weapon Profs. Hate them. From a logical point of view there's nothing inherently more difficult about learning to...
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    Immortality by 12th Level?!?!?!

    This is d&d. Even by the time you're 12th level the only real social effect to unaging is you might have to wait to get in to your bad ass afterlife and start evolving in to a ceslestial or fiend or what have you.
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    I need some ideas on where to start

    Well they have a high strength (maybe even thirty), a high dex, and a high natural armor. They're monstrous humanoids, and maybe Shapechangers if you want to keep the whole zoanoid thing. They've got claws and bite but they seem to favor their claws. Maybe give them Improved Natural Attack with...
  14. fnork de sporg

    Union in your game

    So would you care to bite the bullet and tell us what that is?
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    Communal Setting: Cambria

    Sin Berries are a form of plant that can be found in small clusters throughout Cambria. It likes open sunlight sticking to the sparse and rocky areas but can also be found growing atop trees in the more forested sections near the inland mountains. When eaten Sin Berries give the body an languid...
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    Eberron: My players think they can rule the known world

    Well then that's all you need. You could probably get all that by 10th level. If you tried hard.
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    Union in your game

    How exactly do Union Sentinels get payed? Is there really no one who has had a positive experience with it? I like the description of it as an uberlevel Disneyland. Or one of those Gated Communities. With everything being built and run by the mercane the place would have seem very...
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    Eberron: My players think they can rule the known world

    Galifar did it. What level was he?
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    Union in your game

    I'd like to hear about people's experiences with the city of Union in their games. What people think of it as a setting. How they've integrated it in to their campaigns. How they think it compares to other similar setting like Sigil, or maybe Dis or the City of Brass.
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    Communal Setting: Cambria

    Fully fifty percent of the businesses operating in kelnmouth are saloons or taverns. 80 percent of the women who live there are prostitutes, and almost a third of those are petty thieves as well. Kelnmouth's main business is a port, for those anxious to leave this land and for those foolish or...
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