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  1. fnork de sporg

    Adding more than 1 alignment on a weapon

    Again I posit the true neutral Rilmani with an Axiomatic/Anarchic/Holy/Unholy weapon. For a creature of pure balance it makes perfect sense to mix these enhancements. In the RAW there's nothing that says you can't. Doh!
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    Help Shade be really, really evil

    Except it shouldn't just be a monster. It should be something that happens to you. Something contagious.
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    need some plot hooks for my campaign

    The most obvious of western plots. Those bandits and desperadoes are really working for the evil Land Baron. By murdering the lawmen he hoped to panic the people of the town and convince them to sell their land to him for bargain prices. Being rich he can pretty much hire as many thugs as he...
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    Using Detect Evil AKA Another Paladin Thread!

    Well, the only reason the evil bartender hadn't murdered his wife was because he would go to jail or be executed. So a more balanced scenario is if the good bartender really wants to help the old lady Griffen but knows that doing so would violate the unfairly strict labor laws enacted by Torgo...
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    Libris Mortis - Skeleton & Zombie Variants

    Just like I use variant summoning spells for people to summon things not on the summon monster list, IE a Summon Arrow Demon spell or some such, I also use variant spells for animating other kinds of undead. The level of the spell would depend on the CR and usefulness of the animated undead...
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    Fleshing out a Temple of Kord

    Well, earlier we had all asked for a Bard npc to help round out the party, so we got one. He hasn't been statted out yet. I figured he'd be part coach, part cheerleader, part referee, part sports trivia nut.
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    Fleshing out a Temple of Kord

    So my dwarf guy just became the popularly elected head of the city's temple of Kord, making him the spiritual leader of the kordites (Kordians?) the dwell there. IE, the dm gave me leadership. So I know that the temple has a lot of weight-lifting training and equipment and that they stage a lot...
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    Using Detect Evil AKA Another Paladin Thread!

    Man, I wish my guy had a spidey-sense style detect evil. Is there any way in the RAW for someone to achieve that effect?
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    Ecology of the Minotaur: Manotaur and Others

    WTF is a Mantaur? Is that a bull with a human head?
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    E-Z DUNGEONS, has anyone tried it?

    Can you say what it was about EZ Dungeons you found lacking?
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    Would you allow this paladin in your game? (new fiction added 11/11/08)

    I would like to point out that the paladin is not coercing anyone. Indeed he politely refused to have sex with four girls at once. They wanted to have sex with him. The pnly reason he payed at all was because it was the right and lawful thing to do.
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    Frozen Tree fortress..

    Orcs often keep slaves. They could decide to free them. Or they might figure out a great hiding spot only to find some haggered escaped slaves already hiding there.
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    Are there no playable Deathless?

    Lifeless, the poor man's deathless: Neat, and doubly neat. Positive undead is also a good idea, and wonderfully simple to boot. Though I suppose Deathless probably don't create Spawn. Is there a positive version of Energy Drain?
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    Rogue PC in undead-loaded adventure

    Giving her anti-undead items would probably be the most fun for her, but if you do it I suggest having them take the items of a badass undead former-adventurer rather than just find them lying around.
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    Death, Dying and Burial: Fantasy Cremation

    Does Flesh to Stone work on dead bodies? A little expensive for a funeral, but each city could construct a magic item that casts it a certain times per day. Or you could devise a much lower version of the spell that only works on the inanimate dead. There's no way they're making those things in...
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    Are there no playable Deathless?

    Well, yeah, a first level deathless would have to be scaled back in some way. Campaign flavor, hmmmm. I still like the idea of deathless children. Elves are supposed to be superprotective of their infants. But realistically if they were to go to the trouble of making them deathless they might...
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    ? re Polytheistic Worlds

    If you look at the RAW I believe dieties can remotely sense whatever is happening within 100 miles of one of their worshippers or holy sites. So, right there is an incredibly compelling reason for a god to spread it's cult as far as possible.
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    Are there no playable Deathless?

    Im mean they're so close to being playable versions of undead in their concept, I really can't understand why the only deathless in the core book have no LA listed. Is it just in Magic or Races of ebberon or one of the other books I don't have yet? You'd think they'd be a playable core race...
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    Suppressed Transmissions vs. GURPS Illuminati

    I liked Warehouse 23. Sure it's not as good as ST but not a lot of things are. Much like ST it's a grab bag of conspiracy weirdness, in this case things that were to strange to be allowed to exist and so were taken to said secret goverment warehouse to sit next to the ark of the covenant and the...
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    Planning Campaigns

    I find that if I let myself I will overplan a campaign, planning ahead so much that the plot becomes inflexible, or putting lots of work in to encounters that never really happen or end up happening at some totally other EL, or whole plot lines that we just don't have time for. So I like to...
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