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Max Tazion was pretty boring all in all. Lots of Tar, we fought a bunch of monkey and a snake guy. We found a Ranger with an amazing ability to hide, I don't think I saw him at all after finding the little flying statues. I was impressed with Ace today...while his pits aren't my idea of what...

Finally In some ruins!! While sneaking around at first was a little tedious we finally found where they hid all the action!! There were some Burritos made from natives, and a guy with a bow. Then some giant wasps, and some floating decorations. I feel like I forgot something...I think we...

Max's observations We continue to travel through the jungle...there are monkeys EVERYWHERE!!!!! I got roughed up pretty hard by a HUGE tiger, it was a great fight, I remember now why I travel with friends....Also I can't hit a fracking thing in the middle of the night with my...

Arendel? I think I'm too tall to keep a low profile....what do I do?

Trouble We got out of the mine. It didn't seem like that big a place?....but I guess that the miners probably didn't need a big mine to find salt. Dead miners are saltier than sailors.... We met the girl with less big words than me again. She seems nice. Kay Es lost gambling at a merchant...

get it!!!! I said hammer time, like with just me and my hammer...Maybe I'll call it hammer time when I hit things....hmmmmm

Max laments (has no idea what laments means) Got my hammer back. Getting fidgety being stuck here in town. We're gonna leave soon. I found a feather, and some shells, and some hot seaweed chick. Then we went out on the road. ABOUT TIME...oh yeah and I wrestled some little native guy in a...

Fires Wow what a day! My hammer is still being worked on. (I think it's good that a dwarf is working on it they make the best weapons.) Having my hammer grow with me makes it's adventures my adventures. Some people were running from dogs, I really didn't want to hurt dogs, but they were ill...

Max's thoughts So glad we got off that island! My backpack seemed to get heavier and heavier with each passing day, almost like my own despair was weighing me down. I got to help out some of our new friends. I can't wait to go looking for the lost cities! I flipped through the books while...

Of course... It probably didn't help, that Bootsy and Tristan, went out drinking before the game...errrr uhm hey look over there (what's his touch AC?)

Cursed spells I miss combat!

Wednesday's comin Does anyone smell somethin' Burnin!!

Wencis Aside from no one knowing what exactly Wencis does, he makes lousy conversation as a burrowing mammal. I can't believe I wasted the spell like ability

etymology My character is named for Bootsy Collins basist for P-funk. I got to see George Clinton and Pfunk at lollapalooza in the mid nineties. However I still think Warren Zevon was my most prized show!!

what really killed the golem The golem was cursed with a pace maker.... and between holier than though, and his partner holier after my sword hits you flashing away the strobe effect put the damn thing on the fritz and the rest......is history

Bootsy Bootsy was modelled on a crazy leprechaun sorceror. dark red hair and beard, the kind of mustache you could twirl in your fingers while cackling maniacally. So although he's gnomish, think more lucky charms, except instead of wearing green he's rockin' out in khakis and a bandolier...

wow That was pretty damn good Kevin!!!

SS Minnow On behalf of our 3 hour tour, I am dubbing our new watercraft the SS Minnow, and the two hookers I pick up at the inn Ginger and Maryanne

Bootsy As someone who normally plays a straight fighter, I'm playing a gnome sorceror. My stats as hinted to by the DM were abnormally well rolled. However I attribute this to the fact that I made 20 commoners in between each actual character that I made to stock my next campaign city...

Questionable morals As for our dealings with captain boney, we're hardly in the right place to go quibbling about with no direction. I say we see what the dead guy on the throne (not Elvis) wants us to do and at the very least keep busy and occupied while we learn our way around this shadowy...