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How dare you denigrate the Secret Ingredient in the single greatest episode of Iron Chef!!

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He speaks gibberish and does everything backwards.

A) Of course Ultron would use Android. What with him being a synthezoid and all. B) I don't have AppleTV. I do have Plex. And access to a Plex server run by a guy with AppleTV.

I see that they took a page from Batman v Superman...

As a Level 21 Lawyer, my PC is prevented from adventuring as he is perpetually learning new spells (in-world, referred to as "CLE" and "Client Online Training Modules." When my PC does adventure, he has to expend his bonus action every round updating the computer system and filling out a...

In any small town or larger such settlement, you may, at the GM's discretion, find a magic shop that buys and sells magic items (please refer to this handy table showing the values of various magic items).

Although it changes the question parameters, I would say 1d8 for 1 handed and 2d4 for 2 handed. Mathematically, the halfway point of a d8 is halfway between the 4 and 5 (the imaginary 4.5). On a d4, it's the imaginary 2.5. Double that 2.5 and you're at 5. Which is .5 higher than the imaginary...

I think 5e can be deadly if you run the monsters right. If it's a wild animal (i.e. owlbear), a hit by another PC will divert its attention. Otherwise, it may get in another hit on the downed PC. If it's a battle with sapient monsters, they probably won't go after downed PCs because there's a...

Now I want to know what George Lazenby's contribution to SJ was.

Let me tell you about the time that Han Solo got into a fist fight with a giant lady space otter....

"They" aren't putting out DL. Weis & Hickman's still-unreleased books are being published by Del Rey Books, a subsidiary of Penguin. Of course, the release date of July 29th came and went two months ago and the first two books were purportedly finished at the beginning of the year.

Planescape is kind of a given, especially with the Mordenkainen's Monster Manual Of The Mouth Of The Multiverse Of Madness. But I don't think Dragonlance will be one because I never underestimate the power of holding a grudge and could see WOTC willing to let the setting die on the vine as...

Of what Raiders do you speak? Last I heard,they stopped existing completely.

When they dream about Eagles, they get season after season of predictable disappointment.

If I was a mischievous DM, and I can be, I'd entertain all sorts of inane questions like that. Just to let the player think he was getting one by me. Want a Golden Gurnsey? Sure. A Holstein? Have at it. Cows are 1/4 CR. Want 8 cows, each of a different breed, to do a taste test? Have at it. But...

Again, it has no choice. They obey any verbal command given by the caster. "Come here, Ms. Cow, and let me milk you. And no pooping!"

I don't even want to track encumbrance!

Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse... Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad. Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt! Homer: [relieved] That's good. Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed. Homer: [worried] That's bad. Owner: But you get your choice of topping! Homer...