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  1. MichaelSomething

    D&D 5E (2024) Not loving weapon mastery with beginners

    As an Enworlder, the 2024 rules are no problem for us! Are not all Enworlders paragons of TTRPGs? But what should we do with the weak, the non Enworlders, who are overwhelmed? Since most of you disagree with my philosophy of purging the weak so the strong can thrive, I guess we're gonna need to...
  2. MichaelSomething

    D&D 5E (2024) Not loving weapon mastery with beginners

    If you don't want weapon masteries in D&D, you need to get all the people who like masteries to quit D&D! That way your opinion will be the majority and will then be the one catered too! Hey people, did you know Level Up has cool stuff for martial characters? And more mechanical options for...
  3. MichaelSomething

    D&D 5E (2024) D&D Dungeon Master’s Guide (2024)

    And isn't that the best part of D&D? DMs are so empowered they can transform the game into whatever they want! So it should be no surprise that two different DMs can create completely different situations!
  4. MichaelSomething

    D&D 5E (2024) D&D Dungeon Master’s Guide (2024)

    Let me remind you you're dealing with Enworlders here. We're so skillfull and empowered we can create opportunities for open play that the average player can't even comprehend! I can't blame a DM if they can't make judgments on my brilliant maneuvers. Being on Enworld has forged me into an...
  5. MichaelSomething

    D&D Is Hiring a New Brand Publicity Manager

    Any Enworlders applying?? I'm sure WOTC would love to have as many Enworlders as possible there!
  6. MichaelSomething

    D&D 5E (2024) Party Balance?

    Looks like they're trying to bring back 4E style combat roles to me! I see through your disguise of natural language!
  7. MichaelSomething

    Cards against Humanity sues SpaceX

    Would CAH accept payment in the form of Tesla stock??? Or maybe 100 cybertrucks???
  8. MichaelSomething

    D&D General Of Consent, Session 0 and Hard Decisions.

    Would you put what you just said into the DMG???
  9. MichaelSomething

    Worlds of Design: Why Buy Adventures?

    So you're saying the act of adventure writing has to add a lot of context? Or are you saying DMs are better off buying campaign settings??? P.S. Please link said adventure so we can have an example work to praise/criticize???
  10. MichaelSomething

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I won't rest until the commoner cast returns to D&D!
  11. MichaelSomething

    D&D General Multiclassing Shouldn't be Treated as the Default

    If I ever have a whole party of multi classed characters, I'd give them a +6 weapon with "bonus only applies to single classed weilder."
  12. MichaelSomething

    Worlds of Design: Why Buy Adventures?

    I always wonder how people who hate pre written adventures would write adventures themselves???
  13. MichaelSomething

    Worlds of Design: Why Buy Adventures?

    Surely you'll make an exception for EnPublishing??? The people behind the greatest D&D forum on Earth also put adventures out on the regular! Check them out today!
  14. MichaelSomething

    D&D 5E (2024) The Problem with Healing Powercreep

    Then we should change to a caste like system. The greatest among the D&D community should govern the game as the masses can't be trusted with self governance. If only there was a place where D&D's greatest gathered??? Oh wait, there's Enworld! How convenient!!
  15. MichaelSomething

    D&D 5E (2024) 2024 PHB/DMG/MM art/layout: like or dislike?

    That's what Kickstarter is for!
  16. MichaelSomething

    Pirate Borg -- any of you scurvy dogs have it?

    A good chance to find some fine booty! Thanks matey!
  17. MichaelSomething

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    What does it mean when five people say, "this is an obvious trap" but the six person walks into it anyway?
  18. MichaelSomething

    D&D 5E (2024) 2024 D&D: now available for the rest of us

    You can do it is different from you should do it. You can use 2014 rules with the 2024 rules. You can also use MichaelSomething's Shock Collar HP (or MSSCHP)rules with the 2024 rules. MSSCHP= everyone wears shock collars that shock them whenever they take HP damage. The sure way to turn...
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