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I shall invest my charge, not hide it in a cellar.. to... to... aw, who am I kidding?! I'm gonna blow it on new game books.

*rubs hands together* Now, let's see... need to take out the trash, wash the dishes, clean the cat litter-hey!? who taught the dire boar to use the kitty litter box?! He's kicking litter and.. stuff.. everywhere!

SEE?!? you thought of something right off the top of your head. Damn these insolent brains of ours. Always putting things in order and looking for connections!!

YES!! Hey, everyone!! I'm gonna be great!! Do I get legions of mindlessly devoted cultists to do my bidding?? Hey, you aren't REALLY using all of yours, are you??

Now that you mention it... hey, this is better than gas!!

**snaps fingers** That's right. Just got started. (reletively speaking)

Bad monkey!! ... no... wait... Good monkey!! LOL. I have a difficult time with names, also. Just finding one that my players won't turn into a dirty reference can be a daunting task. Maybe... Foghorn Harbor?

Say... why are you grinning evily at me??? Do I have some food on my face???

Sweet!! EK?? I know I should know, but my brain isn't working right; fumes from the spackle.

**pats THE GREAT JAWA on the head** It's ok, he didn't mean it. He just wants to be loved, only he doesn't know how to express it. Look at those button eyes and fuzzy ears. Who could miss his(her?) silent plea for affection?

Hmm, sounds cool. This gonna be the main town that the PCs start out in??

Hey, don't sweat it. LE isn't all they make it out to be. Look at me, I'm LE and all I got was this hole in my head and bad teeth.

WOOHOO!! It's started!! Take Cover!!

**steps away from the monkey** This is gonna be cool, never seen the insides of a monkey. Wait!! Quick!! Sign my hat before you violently implode!

EVIL MINT SKITTLES!?!?!?!?! Jumpin' Jesus on a Stick!! Mustv' missed that post. That was close. ALL of the earwax ball on the Jawa in the funny hat.

No shame, monkeys just don't have the physiology for it. You must take the EVIL VILLIAN MONKEY feat. And let me tell ya, the reqs make it almost unusable. :)

Uh... so I'm NOT supposed to be drinking from this strangley shaped glass of stale coke??? wait a sec...!! This is a bong!!! Hmm, not bad.

Hehe, just coverin' my bases.

Nope, Oregon. Pronounced like "orgin". Not Oregon... like it's spelled... hmm, maybe we pronounce it wrong here....

Only my mother calls me that... how did you come by such info???/